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Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:57 pm
by scared?
The little dipshit is having a baby in April.. Don't tell him the kid is really mine.. It might crush his soul... Welcome to the meaning of life chump...
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:00 pm
by shaft
RIP
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:00 pm
by Flex Donkey
Should I periscope the birth?
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:01 pm
by scared?
shaft wrote:RIP
That's what I told him...
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:15 pm
by seremtan
Flex Donkey wrote:Should I periscope the birth?
baby POV
be the first
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:18 pm
by shaft
Do yourself a favor and don't watch the birth.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:27 pm
by Flex Donkey
I won't. I'm told it's like watching your favourite pub burn to the ground.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 10:51 am
by seremtan
lmao
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 10:53 am
by Don Carlos
LOL
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:37 pm
by Eraser
shaft wrote:Do yourself a favor and don't watch the birth.
You're such a pussy
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:55 pm
by YourGrandpa
All the "crushing 10s" bullshit was just that, bullshit.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:21 pm
by scared?
He said his girlfriend is okay with him crushing 10s as long as she gets to join in sometimes... And the Pope is Jewish...
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:50 pm
by plained
you know where to get dad advise!
Geoff!
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 5:01 pm
by Doombrain
YourGrandpa wrote:All the "crushing 10s" bullshit was just that, bullshit.
Wow, you cracked the code
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:20 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote: Wow, you cracked the code
I was stating the obvious, dopey.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:12 pm
by scared?
80% chance he will shake the baby to death in frustration within 6 months... Probably right after his woman tells him they can't afford the motorcycle anymore...
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Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:04 pm
by Doombrain
YourGrandpa wrote:Doombrain wrote: Wow, you cracked the code
I was stating the obvious, dopey.
I don't think so. We all nail 10s compared to you, Flabber the Block.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:55 pm
by Flex Donkey
YourGrandpa wrote:All the "crushing 10s" bullshit was just that, bullshit.
I smash 10's, not crush them. Your ex-wife divorces 3's.
scared? wrote:He said his girlfriend is okay with him crushing 10s as long as she gets to join in sometimes... And the Pope is Jewish...
Awww you're jealous of my amazing sex life, cute. Not everyone can have their cake and eat it too like me chump, don't be mad.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:32 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:I don't think so. We all nail 10s compared to you, Flabber the Block.
You've never nailed a 10 compared to anything, frumpy bicycle nerd.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:35 pm
by YourGrandpa
Flex Donkey wrote:I like to pretend things...
Now you're smashing nothing for sure.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:24 am
by Doombrain
Calm down, Brain. It's just the Internet.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:36 am
by Flex Donkey
YourGrandpa wrote:Flex Donkey wrote:I like to pretend things...
Now you're smashing nothing for sure.
A quote edit and a reply that doesn't make sense, you're really turning up the heat.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:33 am
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:Calm down, Brain. It's just the Internet.
We know Dominic. Everyone's calm. Maybe you should join us.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:35 am
by YourGrandpa
Flex Donkey wrote:you're really turning up the heat.
No one is turning up the heat on your end.
Re: Congratulations flex donkey for becoming a real man soon...
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:39 am
by Flex Donkey
You're upset about others having a family after you've just spent Christmas by yourself. You gonna be ok lonely guy?