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This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:16 am
by Flex Donkey
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:21 am
by Ryoki
Congratulations, a drunk girl wants to shag you. I'm quite sure nothing similar even happened to any of us.
BTW smashed a ten, is that a cricket term? Like hit for six, or roo on the barby? Puzzling.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:25 am
by Flex Donkey
Looks like I hit a nerve with an angry, jealous virgin.
Smashing a 10 means having sex with a girl that is rated 10 out of 10, nub.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:26 am
by Flex Donkey
Ryoki wrote:I'm quite sure nothing similar even happened to any of us.
I'm quite sure of that too.

Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:36 am
by Ryoki
Ah, i see.
Look, let's be honest here. I'm sure she was hot as hell, but she probably had an Australian accent didn't she? That automatically makes her an 8 at the most i'm afraid, everyone knows the Australian accent is the least sexy of all English accents on women (aside from whatever the hell it is they speak in Texas).
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:40 am
by Flex Donkey
She actually sounds half American for some reason, fucked if I know why. Btw, have you ever heard a New Zealander speak? Those morons sound like they were hit in the head with a brick at birth.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:43 am
by Ryoki
Well that's alright then, let's settle for a 9 and speak no more of it.
And no, can't say that i have... but i'm almost intruiged now, might look up some sheep related stuff on youtube to satisfy my curiousity later.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:19 pm
by Eraser
Shagging drunk girls. I see you're setting some ambitious goals in life.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:23 pm
by Flex Donkey
Learn to read dipshit, I knocked her back until tomorrow.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:29 pm
by scared?
Sounds you gotta go help your dad so he won't kick u out of the apt... I'm tired? From drinking rum mixers out of the can? Flex donkey is a little boy pretending to be a man...
Also... Bec sounds like a guy... Short for Becker? If he's really a girl is just as bad... Turning her away to sleep for daddy...Fagot...

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Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:34 pm
by plained
olivia newton john accent ?

Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:43 pm
by Flex Donkey
scared? wrote:Sounds you gotta go help your dad so he won't kick u out of the apt... I'm tired? From drinking rum mixers out of the can? Flex donkey is a little boy pretending to be a man...
Also... Bec sounds like a guy... Short for Becker? If he's really a girl is just as bad... Turning her away to sleep for daddy...Fagot...

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Listen up dipshit, the dad story was a load of crap, hence why I am still awake hours later. If I wanted to be honest I'd be telling her I had to get up early to fuck your dad in the morning before he goes to collect his welfare cheque. Secondly, don't be mad that I drink real man's rum while you sip poofy Bacardi that is at least 80% tap water anyway. And lastly, Bec is short for Rebecca dummy, and I'll be putting her away tomorrow when I can be bothered. If you're lucky I might periscope her ass after I tap it like the sex god I am. I've already smashed a 10 earlier today. Owned.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:08 pm
by scared?
So this little flex kid turns away pussy for no reason? Obviously he's gay...
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:10 pm
by scared?
Also...The only thing I saw u smashing were seagulls and rum mixers... Grow up...

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Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:11 pm
by Flex Donkey
You're mad I didn't periscope my sexual conquest for the day. Expected.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:17 pm
by scared?
U don't periscope anything... Never seen an actual person cuz ur still scared to reveal urself... At least in real time... Pathetic... Man up chump...
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:18 pm
by Flex Donkey
Thinly veiled beg for video images of my heavenly body. Find something else to whack off to faggot.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:15 pm
by Deathshroud
Memphis wrote:'10' means inches.
code cracked.

Sounds painful.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:22 pm
by Doombrain
Ryoki wrote:Ah, i see.
Look, let's be honest here. I'm sure she was hot as hell, but she probably had an Australian accent didn't she? That automatically makes her an 8 at the most i'm afraid, everyone knows the Australian accent is the least sexy of all English accents on women (aside from whatever the hell it is they speak in Texas).
Lol
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:45 pm
by ToxicBug
Pics?
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:34 am
by xer0s
So did you smash this 10 or what?
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:47 am
by Flex Donkey
I have before, and will again tonight.
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:57 am
by scared?
No u won't...
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:04 am
by feedback
fuckin oath
Re: This is what it's like being a true stud
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:06 am
by Flex Donkey
scared? wrote:No u won't...
Oh yes I will. Want me to periscope it?