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emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:33 pm
by plained
you know that talking box that hawking uses?

*talking box voice

i am so very very sorry



dont be confused i dont mean Stevens thoughts only that voice

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:56 pm
by Κracus
You must never get bored.

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:10 pm
by Eraser
I thought this was about Volkswagen

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:35 pm
by MKJ
Eraser wrote:I thought this was about Volkswagen
yup, me too.
what a clusterfuck that is,

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:47 pm
by plained
*electro voice


i am so very very sorry

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:24 pm
by Κracus
Meh... could be worse. But seriously, wtf are you talking about?

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:01 pm
by seremtan
and yet another top quality thread

we really are being spoiled lately

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:05 pm
by syp0s
I wonder if plained will ever look back and wonder if his 15 year gimmick was worth more than just acting like a normal human being.

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:31 pm
by Whiskey 7
plained wrote:*electro voice


i am so very very sorry
Please tell us all why are you so very very sorry. What did you do?

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:37 pm
by plained
ffs u never hear that shit on the news

emissions blablabla


vw ceo

i am so very very sorry

(41000000 cars)

i am so very very sorry

:olo:

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:10 pm
by plained
also remember how raw would go on a crazy rant whenever vw was mentioned :olo:

something about his sirocco being the finest car ever engineered or something

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:20 pm
by Κracus
Oh I get it now.

Still though, they are extremely well engineered.

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:23 pm
by Whiskey 7
plained wrote:.......... i am so very very sorry

(41000000 cars)

i am so very very sorry

:olo:
OK, I Google 41,000,000 and I see now :smirk:

Source

Here's a screen print

Image

Re: emissions

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:32 pm
by Doombrain
Eraser wrote:I thought this was about Volkswagen
Could put them Out of business as VW....

Re: emissions

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:25 am
by Transient
Eraser wrote:I thought this was about Volkswagen
Let's treat it as such and salvage the thread then, eh?

$7.2bn sat aside by VW already. I think it's funny how quickly they set it aside, but I guess it makes sense considering how brazenly obvious their deceit was. They know they done fuct up. And now other countries are looking into running their own tests... :olo:

Also a link for the lazy: http://jalopnik.com/volkswagen-admits-i ... 1732283322

Re: emissions

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 8:17 am
by MKJ
The fact that theyre quickly setting aside such a sum of money makes me think it's a smokescreen. There's a whole lot of other shit going on I'm sure.

Re: emissions

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:31 pm
by plained
its crazy the ceo doesnt step down lol

here on our news the announcer just quotes the ceo and thats it!


i am so very very sorry...


i recycled for years trying to save the enviroment and these guys stink up the air with 41000000 db stinkmobiles!

get off me lawn!!

Re: emissions

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 2:08 pm
by shaft
Thought this thread was about Ezekiel 23:20.

Re: emissions

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 2:37 pm
by Eraser
I am sure this sort of deceit isn't limited to VW.

Re: emissions

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:09 pm
by obsidian
plained wrote:its crazy the ceo doesnt step down lol
UPDATE (7:54 AM): German magazine Der Tagesspiegel is reporting that CEO Martin Winterkorn is being replaced by Matthias Mueller.

Re: emissions

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:01 am
by LawL
Image

Re: emissions

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:19 am
by mrd
I figured this thread was going to be about nocturnal emissions. WTF?

Re: emissions

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:02 am
by SoM
LawL wrote:Image
that's what happens when you buy sand from saudi arabia

Re: emissions

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:24 pm
by plained
haha ceo has head in sand mentality .

whenever i see someones actions so far removed from actual reality it has been criminal arrogance .

ie: someone who has carried on getting away with something for so long long of time that they are delusional about reality and cant see it.

Re: emissions

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:38 pm
by seremtan
now the guy's claiming that because he brought the price back down, the company won't have the money to spend on research into other life-saving drugs - which is of course totally the reason why he raised the price 5000% :dts: