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emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:33 pm
by plained
you know that talking box that hawking uses?
*talking box voice
i am so very very sorry
dont be confused i dont mean Stevens thoughts only that voice
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 5:56 pm
by Κracus
You must never get bored.
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:10 pm
by Eraser
I thought this was about Volkswagen
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:35 pm
by MKJ
Eraser wrote:I thought this was about Volkswagen
yup, me too.
what a clusterfuck that is,
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:47 pm
by plained
*electro voice
i am so very very sorry
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:24 pm
by Κracus
Meh... could be worse. But seriously, wtf are you talking about?
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:01 pm
by seremtan
and yet another top quality thread
we really are being spoiled lately
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:05 pm
by syp0s
I wonder if plained will ever look back and wonder if his 15 year gimmick was worth more than just acting like a normal human being.
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:31 pm
by Whiskey 7
plained wrote:*electro voice
i am so very very sorry
Please tell us all why are you so very very sorry. What did you do?
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:37 pm
by plained
ffs u never hear that shit on the news
emissions blablabla
vw ceo
i am so very very sorry
(41000000 cars)
i am so very very sorry

Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:10 pm
by plained
also remember how raw would go on a crazy rant whenever vw was mentioned
something about his sirocco being the finest car ever engineered or something
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:20 pm
by Κracus
Oh I get it now.
Still though, they are extremely well engineered.
Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:23 pm
by Whiskey 7
plained wrote:.......... i am so very very sorry
(41000000 cars)
i am so very very sorry

OK, I Google 41,000,000 and I see now
Source
Here's a screen print

Re: emissions
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:32 pm
by Doombrain
Eraser wrote:I thought this was about Volkswagen
Could put them Out of business as VW....
Re: emissions
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:25 am
by Transient
Eraser wrote:I thought this was about Volkswagen
Let's treat it as such and salvage the thread then, eh?
$7.2bn sat aside by VW already. I think it's funny how quickly they set it aside, but I guess it makes sense considering how brazenly obvious their deceit was. They know they done fuct up. And now other countries are looking into running their own tests...
Also a link for the lazy:
http://jalopnik.com/volkswagen-admits-i ... 1732283322
Re: emissions
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 8:17 am
by MKJ
The fact that theyre quickly setting aside such a sum of money makes me think it's a smokescreen. There's a whole lot of other shit going on I'm sure.
Re: emissions
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:31 pm
by plained
its crazy the ceo doesnt step down lol
here on our news the announcer just quotes the ceo and thats it!
i am so very very sorry...
i recycled for years trying to save the enviroment and these guys stink up the air with 41000000 db stinkmobiles!
get off me lawn!!
Re: emissions
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 2:08 pm
by shaft
Thought this thread was about Ezekiel 23:20.
Re: emissions
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 2:37 pm
by Eraser
I am sure this sort of deceit isn't limited to VW.
Re: emissions
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:09 pm
by obsidian
plained wrote:its crazy the ceo doesnt step down lol
UPDATE (7:54 AM): German magazine Der Tagesspiegel is reporting that CEO Martin Winterkorn is being replaced by Matthias Mueller.
Re: emissions
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:01 am
by LawL
Re: emissions
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:19 am
by mrd
I figured this thread was going to be about nocturnal emissions. WTF?
Re: emissions
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:02 am
by SoM
LawL wrote:
that's what happens when you buy sand from saudi arabia
Re: emissions
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:24 pm
by plained
haha ceo has head in sand mentality .
whenever i see someones actions so far removed from actual reality it has been criminal arrogance .
ie: someone who has carried on getting away with something for so long long of time that they are delusional about reality and cant see it.
Re: emissions
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:38 pm
by seremtan
now the guy's claiming that because he brought the price back down, the company won't have the money to spend on research into other life-saving drugs - which is of course totally the reason why he raised the price 5000%
