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New smilie functioning in Internet Explorer 11: Astaroth



I made this smilie 5 years ago ( ) when I was still updating my old website: http://www.system.nildram.co.uk/forum/t ... opic8.html

Back then Internet Explorer had a maximum framerate for GIFs of 25 fps, and since many people online had been saying how great other internet browsers were, though I didn't like the name of any of them there was that FireCatandBoob promotional picture where there was an orange kitten wrapped around the ample boob of some supposedly beautiful lady. Two dimensional limitations notwithstandning, both neither the whole head of the kitten nor the whole head of the lady were visible.

However, the ears of the kitten were visible: so I decided that imagining the supposed "fox" in Firefox was instead the "cat" in Firecat or "kitten" in Firekitten, actually I decided to think of it as Firecat, made the Firefox logo seem to be the Firecat logo.

Also however, the boob and the adjacent boob, which were both clad in blue, were beautiful and so ample that you knew they must belong to a beautiful woman.

Also also, the blue looked like the blue of the Earth that is shown in the large version of the aforementioned logo. Altogether, this made for a good enough replacement for the Firefox logo; now everyone who had seen the two large images next to each other could consider it to be the Firecat logo.

Now, at last Firefox broke so I went to Internet Explorer 11 and found that the GIF framerate limit has been increased from 25. However, Internet Explorer has difficulty maintaining a solid 50 fps framerate.

Originally, the Astaroth smilie was 100 fps but neither of the two aformentioned browsers supported it.

Internet Explorer 11 is a proper browser and I will be using it from now on, until there's a better browser, which will probably be Internet Explorer 12. *Uninstalls shit browser*

[Edited 6 times or so, more (higher number of times) or so may follow, as they did before]

What the fuck are you on man?

Just added you to my ignore list

Eraser wrote:What the fuck are you on man?

This planet called "Earth". Where do you think you are?

syp0s wrote:Just added you to my ignore list

Well you're not invited to the Internet Wedding.

what is this i don't even

seremtan wrote:what is this i don't even

If I had eppilepsy, I would probably like that smiley #irony

"I made a new smilie. I called it Astaroth, after the character in my avatar. It's based on a smilie made by someone else who I won't name cause his name is stupid, but he specifically said that he didn't care what anyone did with "his" smilies, despite some people who made smilies having different ideas about what people "can" or "can't" do with "their" smilies. "

What a fucking spastic.

Before this, I merely thought DTS was a moron, now, however, I question his sanity. Maybe all those years of moronics were all down to him having, you know, flown over the cuckoo's nest.

What's your address so we can call for help?

My struggle

Eraser wrote:you know, flown over the cuckoo's nest.

That feeling when you recently watched that movie

PhoeniX wrote:What's your address so we can call for help?

Get that info from his IP address

Nothing surprising

Thanks DTS. I will add this to the emoticon list sometime soon.

shaft wrote:Thanks DTS. I will add this to the emoticon list sometime soon.

Yes, thanks DTS for the info. I was getting tired of FF so I might just look up olde IE

I'm gay

Now when I think of DTS I simply imagine a person such as this: I'm gay

syp0s wrote:Just added you to my ignore list

lol

This could very well be the greatest thread in the history of the internet.

I'm gay

guys pls

i like it

We don't

CZghost wrote:We don't

yes you do

lol... oh well