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Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:32 pm
by Eraser
tl;dr wall of text

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:32 pm
by Eraser
Also, I don't think anyone likes their neighbors if they're cunts.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:40 pm
by shaft
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Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:42 pm
by xer0s
Springer

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:46 pm
by shaft
Actually I read it on a 2460x1440 screen and it still gave me an aneurysm..

Also everyone should keep their dogs on leads in public..

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:04 pm
by losCHUNK
Careful, the police have many definitions for 'dangerous dog'

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:10 pm
by xer0s
Is Memph a fucking pikey?

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:11 pm
by losCHUNK
When it concerns to humans they use a scale on what is considered assault, wether verbal or physical, mostly resulting in (multuiple) warnings or fuck all for verbal.

When it comes to animals they deem wether it was out of control, which can be shit like failing to recall once off a lead.

My dog has escaped a few times thanks to the post man leaving all the gates open and the 2nd time a complaint was made about her cos she barrelled up to a little sqwaky thing, didnt do anything, but if she wanted to press the matter the officer made it quite clear that my dog couldve been taken away for being out of control.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:18 pm
by losCHUNK
Section 3 of the Act applies to every single dog owner in England and Wales. Under this section, it is a criminal offence for the person in charge of the dog to allow it to be ‘dangerously out of control’ in a public place.

A dog doesn't have to bite to be deemed dangerous in the eyes of the law

Generally if a dog bites a person, it will be presumed to have been ‘dangerously out of control’, however even if the dog does not bite, but gives the person grounds to feel that the dog may injure them, the law still applies.

Not many dog owners are aware of this, and it is important to hold that thought when looking at the changes.
http://www.nawt.org.uk/advice/changes-d ... ice-owners

Amended laws.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:21 pm
by shaft
Memphis wrote:
shaft wrote:Also everyone should keep their dogs on leads in public..
Bah. Figures from someone who's dog got away. And took your stuff with her :olo:

(you asked for it slag)

No I have neighbors who let their dogs run loose and they shit in my yard.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:25 pm
by losCHUNK
Still an investigation needs to take place, your dog gets taken away where it does have the potential to freak out when not around its owners :/

That's what I was afraid of when Phe got out, cos I know when she is in the company of strangers she'll be a nightmare.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:28 pm
by seremtan
"diet police" :olo:

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:26 pm
by losCHUNK
Inbred motherfuckers. Make sure you point to your witnesses, then get them done for false accusations / wasting police time or whatever the fucknot.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:02 pm
by seremtan
:olo:

all this thread needs now is 4days for maximum overlulz

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:45 pm
by scared?
Everyone who has posted in this thread is a moron...

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:43 am
by andyman
google translate isn't working with the green texted posts can someone post a synopsis?

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:18 am
by xer0s
Memph finds it alright for his dog to wander free around the neighborhood. His fat neighbors disagree...

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:22 am
by losCHUNK
xer0s wrote:Memph finds it alright for his dog to run around a field whilst supervised where other people let their dogs run around free in the same field, whilst supervised. His fat neighbors disagree and made up shit because theyre retarded...

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:07 am
by Eraser
You know what I hate? People who don't clean up their own dog shit.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:16 am
by Eraser
And if you dare say something about it, then suddenly you're the cunt.
Smokers have that tendency as well.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:05 pm
by Captain
Smokers aren't human, so it's ok to cull them.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:25 pm
by Doombrain
Fair play for leaving the house.

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:26 pm
by seremtan
Captain Mazda wrote:Smokers aren't human, so it's ok to cull them.
careful you don't cut yourself with that edge

Re: Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:19 am
by Captain
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