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we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:33 pm
by scared?
$701...lol?...

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:41 pm
by andyman
so where's the kickstarter link

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:44 pm
by scared?
What the fuck does that mean moron?...

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:46 pm
by andyman
it means you're poor, now it means you're poor and stupid

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:49 pm
by scared?
Hmm... Why so angry?... Real poverty?... :olo: ...

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:57 pm
by seremtan
wow

this is what this place has come to :rolleyes:

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:20 am
by Whiskey 7
seremtan wrote:wow

this is what this place has come to :rolleyes:
Sadly, seems so :smirk:

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:06 am
by LawL
Geoff can't pay his bill and has come to Q3W to beg for help. Pathetic.

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:16 am
by Scourge
scared? wrote:$701...lol?...
Whoopdefriggindo.

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:59 am
by MKJ
Stop draining the lake.

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:53 am
by Theftbot
Cesspool runoff..,

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:16 am
by Whiskey 7
We just drained our pool.

Yes, I should have taken photos :smirk:

I say we, but it was the pool technicians and the pool needed a little TLC for a blemish on the concrete (underwater).

An expensive job but it is only money and I believe you can't take it with you (when you die).

I was surprised about the number of bags of pool salt it took after refilling :eek:

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:48 am
by Eraser
Wait, Whiskey has a pool of his own? A retired prison guard? Well that puts Geoff's pool in perspective...

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:57 am
by seremtan
wait, Whiskey was a prison guard in Australia?

no wonder he's so jaded

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:12 pm
by PhoeniX
Future Direct Debit Payments

Due Date Amount
01/04/2014 £31.55
01/05/2014 £31.53
01/06/2014 £31.53
01/07/2014 £31.53
01/08/2014 £31.53
01/09/2014 £31.53
01/10/2014 £31.53
01/11/2014 £31.53
Fixed monthly rate :up:.

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:59 pm
by scared?
Lol poor ppl^^^... :olo: ...

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:11 pm
by PhoeniX
aka sensible.

It actually probably costs more than having a meter on average, but at least I won't get a $701 surprise.

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:31 pm
by Whiskey 7
seremtan wrote:wait, Whiskey was a prison guard in Australia?

no wonder he's so jaded
I'll put you all straight here.
I was a Prison Officer and proud of it as there is no greater responsibility than to care (contain) your fellow human in custody.

My time in the Prison Service was only 10 years, less than a life lagging and only 1/4 of my working life of just 40 years. I was lucky and with smart money management I was able to retire well before my peers.

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:56 pm
by andyman
Whiskey 7 wrote:smart money management
so how much contraband did you smuggle that let you retire early? :olo: joking

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:04 am
by Don Carlos
LOL Geoff - A grade moron

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:09 am
by Ryoki
We don't pay our water bill, something to do with an administrative fuckup on their end. They'll send one of the inhabitants a letter every year saying 'hi you owe us this much' and then that person sends a letter back saying 'hi, that's not correct, i'm not paying for my neighbours, please adjust your invoice' and then nothing happens - until a year later one of us gets another letter. According to the neighbours this has been going on for 20 years or so...

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:32 am
by seremtan
gotta love bureaucracy sometimes

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:50 am
by SoM
Don Carlos wrote:LOL Geoff - A grade moron

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:01 pm
by scared?
Listen up chumps... My water bill is more than ur rents/mortgages...I win... :olo: ...

Re: we just got our water bill...

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:15 pm
by LawL
Because we all own our homes while you're squatting. :olo: