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With the likes of Chris Hemsworth and more than our fair share of burly sports stars, its not really a shock that Aussie blokes have been named the hottest on the planet by a travel dating website

The website asked members, both men and women, to rate the nationalities they find sexiest in a dating partner.

The sexiest nationalities for men:

1. Australia

2. Italian

3. British

4. Scottish

5. Spanish

6. American

7. Irish

8. Brazilian

9. Canadian

10. Dutch

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty ... 6959701948



Makes sense considering I'm not only so ruggedly handsome, but thick, solid and tight in all the right places.

lol if you're Welsh.

Pre-emptive "no-homo"...







nang

LawL wrote:I'm ... tight in all the right places.

i'll bet you are, sweet cheeks

also, i don't believe any hotness poll that puts Brits in at #3, but somehow omits Danes/Swedes entirely

I’m no expert on Australian women, having spoken to only a few in my life – but since an Australian tour group exits the titty bar across the street from me several times a night i have inadvertedly developed an opinion of them anyway.

Australian women score significantly lower on the hotness scale mostly because of their accent, i theorize. The rise in tone at the end of a statement signifies a question in most Western languages, meaning they come across as fucking stupid something like 85% of the time - even when they’re actually saying something sensible one often has to supress a violent urge to slap them. I’m not sure exactly why or how, but it’s not nearly as annoying when men do it...

australians are cunts, fyi

they're like white chinks

Ryoki wrote:I’m no expert on Australian women, having spoken to only a few in my life – but since an Australian tour group exits the titty bar across the street from me several times a night i have inadvertedly developed an opinion of them anyway.

Australian women score significantly lower on the hotness scale mostly because of their accent, i theorize. The rise in tone at the end of a statement signifies a question in most Western languages, meaning they come across as fucking stupid something like 85% of the time - even when they’re actually saying something sensible one often has to supress a violent urge to slap them. I’m not sure exactly why or how, but it’s not nearly as annoying when men do it...

Homo alert!

australians: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

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Do all Australians have low self esteem... Or is that just lawl?...

Sorry the rankings have made you feel so insecure bro.

Do all Australians deflect when you bring up their insecurities or is it just lawl?

Ryoki wrote:The rise in tone at the end of a statement...

that's pretty standard across the entire Antipodes, not just Australia

but yeah, it is pretty fuckin' anNOYing?

cunt

scared? wrote:Do all Australians have low self esteem... Or is that just lawl?...

YourGrandpa wrote:Do all Australians deflect when you bring up their insecurities or is it just lawl?

hey look everyone, it's Dishman and the Bald Wonder!

The old pedo is upset.

BTW, what do you call this thing?


Scarecrow, Abomination or Hobgoblin.

edit: no photoshop necessary.

You got divorced by a southern mud cow

Looks like Aussie men are also sensitive, honest and sexual connoisseurs:

https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/health/l ... -the-sack/

It's no surprise really.

the mentalist guy is Australian

he has a pretty strong tv head ey

[lvlshot]http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/59439/the_mentalist_59439.jpg[/lvlshot]

LawL wrote:Makes sense considering I'm not only so ruggedly handsome, but thick, solid and tight in all the right places.

this should make your stay in the penitentiary go well... ...

LawL wrote:ruggedly handsome, but thick, solid and tight in all the right places.

is he checking himself out in the wondow?...

also it looks like he had a nose job that went bad... ...