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Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:49 pm
by scared?
So around these parts, the average cost of a child is 15-20k annually. So each kid is equal to buying an 80-90k car with no down payment. So I figure with 6 1/2 kids out of the picture the whore wife and I could easily be driving around 2 quarter million dollar cars with no loss in income...

Question: should I trade in the kids for the cars?...

Any answers?...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:52 pm
by LawL
You may as well, considering how horribly poor you are you need all the money you can get. Although I'm not sure how much money you would get for your children seeing they are obese and retarded.

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:59 pm
by scared?
Ur very angry...but I understand...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:17 pm
by LawL
I'm just trying to help bro.

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:24 pm
by scared?
thx girl but i got it...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:26 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Outstanding thread.

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:29 pm
by LawL
scared? wrote:thx girl but i got it...
I know but I wasn't talking about AIDS.

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:03 pm
by plained
i am a little surprised that you want to "parade"

and disapointed :(

maybe to go with a parademoblie you can get an ipad and display a picture of a MASSIVE watch and then wear the ipad on your wrist like a watch!!

average people will oh so be jelluz!

ey?! ey?!

lol i know youre just kidding so am i !

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:05 pm
by obsidian
Goof's life = regret. n e questions?

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:13 pm
by scared?
Regret? Lol opposite...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:18 pm
by xer0s
Geoff, you must have a lot of great times with your children. A ton of laughs and memories...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:41 pm
by Psyche911
scared? wrote:the average cost of a child is 15-20k annually

each kid is equal to buying an 80-90k car with no down payment
Do you only keep them for 4-6 years?

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:02 pm
by scared?
That's even more of a reason to drop the kids and go with the cars...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:54 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
"round these parts" Daycare alone is over $12K each kid... I need to move to your low cost of living area...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:56 pm
by plained
12k pppfft

Geoff care quality would probably run 10-15 times that ey!

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:11 pm
by obsidian
Daycare? Pretty sure in Texas, the rich kids are just left in the fields to graze while the poor kids grow up on feed lots. That's how he's coming up with those figures.

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:42 pm
by Captain
plained wrote:12k pppfft

Geoff care quality would probably run 10-15 times that ey!
I'm sure that's just his shit-and-vomit-cleaning budget, not sure though.

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:35 pm
by Doombrain
Giraffe }{unter wrote:"round these parts" Daycare alone is over $12K each kid... I need to move to your low cost of living area...
This. Just had a quote for £11610 without food and nappies.

Fu......

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:55 pm
by seremtan
geoff you should just let your kids be taken away by social services. they'll get a better upbringing, and it'll cost you nothing

win-win

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:31 pm
by losCHUNK
You should've just taken your wife up the biscuit aisle

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:07 pm
by Plan B
Crazy welsh with their anal obsessions.

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:55 pm
by losCHUNK
If my advice was followed he could've upgraded to a real Jag years ago

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:50 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
lol at people who can't afford both kids and cars...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:47 pm
by scared?
No shit...poor ppl :olo: ...

Re: Cost of children and cars...

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:13 pm
by MKJ
Doombrain wrote:
Giraffe }{unter wrote:"round these parts" Daycare alone is over $12K each kid... I need to move to your low cost of living area...
This. Just had a quote for £11610 without food and nappies.

Fu......
I find it much easier to live with by just not looking at the annual quote :/
especially now that they reduced the tax deductibility.