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MTV sucks, blows, and everything inbetween

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:22 am
by andyman
Wow. just wow.

I haven't watched mtv for 4 years and seeing that one half hour block of shit they called xbox 360 unveiled made me want to never watch it again.

It was like seeing someone 4 years ago that had just started using crack or heroine or something and then seeing them 4 years later.

I think the show was called xbox 360 because they showed the xbox once, and then the same 3 commercials 60 times. wtf.

When elijah wood said 'here it is you've never seen this anywhere before!' it hit me that this was going to 30 minutes of my life that i will never get back.

Worst show I have ever seen in my life. I mean Bill Gates wasn't even there! Instead we were treated to some faggot named Sway and his krew of fashion fed robot fags toss all thier hip hop lingo to try and make the xbox seem like it was a new ipod or some shit.

Totally dissapointed. they should have done the show with an Xbox 360 theme and not a Killers song with the worst bassline ever dumbfuck rapper with 20 minutes of the same 3 commercials theme.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:25 am
by andyman
and xyos' team lost? FUCKING RIGGED.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:26 am
by +JuggerNaut+
are you sure it wasn't the same four commercials forty times with a bassline dumbf*ck rapper with forty minutes of the same four commercials theme for an Xbox 460?

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:29 am
by andyman
it could have been...i lost interest after darth vader said uncle and started thinking about how much it would hurt to get my nipples pierced.

Actually the only thing I did say hot damn to was the xbox with the flip up lcd attached to it.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:31 am
by andyman
thanks mtv, now i have a huge fucking headache.

edit: I did see a snippet of quake 4, that 2 seconds wasn't so bad.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:06 am
by andyman
Ok everyone, here is what MTV should have shown and just thrown in 25 minutes of commercials.

http://fyad.org/x/http://msxb.wmod.llnw ... 1_750k.wmv

now THAT I would have enjoyed, not lil jon.

I swear mtv must have a deck of cards with each card being a rapper or hollywood douschebag on the face, throw the deck at a hat, picj out the cards in a hat, then call it a show. and again, the lottery for the commercials was limited at best, and what it was at worst.




...i think im getting all this mtv pop culture hatred out of the system, the headache is fading

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:08 am
by AmIdYfReAk
AmIdYfReAk wrote:that was a waste of time, they showed the console, and a little perfect dark two..

fuckin wow.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:35 am
by Scourge
I stopped watching MTV about 20 years ago.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:36 am
by Auburndale
I agree. What a waste of time. Showed a little game footage but that was it.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:05 am
by Psyche911
I guess it's good i recorded it instead of watching it. FastForward pwnz! :p

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:16 am
by GreXican
MTV sucking is a new concept to me.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:03 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Looks pretty good, the show was more hype than anything else, they sowed tiny little snippets of games, lots of frodo hyping up something you really didn't get to see much of...

High points
  • The Killers were pretty good
  • Frodo wore a velvet jacket
  • I recorded it on My MCE machine so I saw non of the above mentioned commercials :P
  • QUAKE IV
Low points
  • too much hype not enough Xbox
  • Frodo wore a velvet jacket
  • MTV

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:14 pm
by Ryoki
Giraffe }{unter wrote:Frodo wore a velvet jacket
Oh ho, haha.
That guy is such an in-the-closet homo, isn't he.

Re: MTV sucks, blows, and everything inbetween

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:56 pm
by seremtan
andyman wrote:When elijah wood said 'here it is you've never seen this anywhere before!' it hit me that this was going to 30 minutes of my life that i will never get back.

Worst show I have ever seen in my life. I mean Bill Gates wasn't even there! Instead we were treated to some faggot named Sway and his krew of fashion fed robot fags toss all thier hip hop lingo to try and make the xbox seem like it was a new ipod or some shit.
:lol:

I haven't watched MTV since uni when Superrock was on Sunday nights, and Korn and Marilyn Manson ruled.

But the rest, yeah - wall to wall shell suits and bling. I've been meaning to thank MTV for giving us chavs.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:14 pm
by Billy Bellend
that new show "next" is pretty funny

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:38 pm
by blood.angel
Giraffe }{unter wrote:QUAKE IV
I think the fact that its appearing on the XBOX2 is a good indicator its going to suck for the PC.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:53 pm
by August
Yea I caught it late last night. made me feel kinda ----> :dork:

Quake looked cool but I thought I saw some big ass mechs walking around :confused:

MTV completely ruined it though. 30 min show and about 2 min of xbox stuff. But I guess that was to be expected.


Also the pro gamer Zyos they spelt his name Xyos.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 9:34 pm
by SplEEb
Any of you guys old enough to remember a show called "The Young ones" They used to play it on mtv long time ago. Here is a site with a little info on it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/artic ... 3473.shtml

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 1:06 am
by losCHUNK
everytime i switch MTV on i dont see music

its OMG YEA CHECK OUT MY CRIB

or

ITS X TO THE Z WZIBIT WITH PIMP MY RIDE

seriously

why dont they just call it rich nigga TV

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 1:07 am
by SOAPboy
losCHUNK wrote:everytime i switch MTV on i dont see music

its OMG YEA CHECK OUT MY CRIB

or

ITS X TO THE Z WZIBIT WITH PIMP MY RIDE

seriously

why dont they just call it rich ***** TV
Agreed

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 1:21 am
by Scourge
losCHUNK wrote:everytime i switch MTV on i dont see music

its OMG YEA CHECK OUT MY CRIB

or

ITS X TO THE Z WZIBIT WITH PIMP MY RIDE

seriously

why dont they just call it rich ***** TV
That's part of the reason I stopped watching it.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:21 am
by Grudge
SplEEb wrote:Any of you guys old enough to remember a show called "The Young ones" They used to play it on mtv long time ago. Here is a site with a little info on it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/artic ... 3473.shtml
Yeah, I remember that. It was fucking awesome.

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:53 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Grudge wrote:
SplEEb wrote:Any of you guys old enough to remember a show called "The Young ones" They used to play it on mtv long time ago. Here is a site with a little info on it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/artic ... 3473.shtml
Yeah, I remember that. It was fucking awesome.
Neil is God.