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No global warming?...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:48 pm
by scared?
Then why the fuck is my Bradford pear tree growing pears in fucking December?!?!...fuck u god!...
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:50 pm
by phantasmagoria
ul
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:27 pm
by seremtan
shoot them off the tree with guns
like Clint did in 'For A Few Dollars More'
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:36 pm
by plained
i'm reading clints book atm
eeehhh the part about sergio and Ennio and eli was ok
he is kinda a wooden ey
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:46 pm
by DTS
If you don't want pears why do you have a pear tree?

moron.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:48 pm
by scared?
Pears supposed to grow starting in spring dipshit...besides the tree has been here long before us..:fuck u...
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:01 pm
by DTS
You're angry with a tree.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:28 pm
by plained
i had a pear tree at another house, they are a beautiful tree for sure.
mine had never been taken care of so being the fucking idiot i was i hacked the shit out of it.
i wish i would have kept a couple of the sections and sent it out to make a couple 1-piece guitar neck as it was very nice wood.
yea it recouped fine tho, what a mess they can attract alot of superwasps
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:08 pm
by scared?
We had a family of raccoons that ate the pears and kept the wasps away but some dipshit called animal control and the wasps were in full force this year. Red wasps stings hurt like a bitch btw...
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:30 pm
by shaft
Fruit trees are shitty to have in your yard. But I guess if you can't afford pears at the grocery store they're alright.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:40 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
scared? wrote:We had a family of raccoons...
lol rednecks, etc.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:00 pm
by plained
shaft wrote:Fruit trees are shitty to have in your yard. But I guess if you can't afford pears at the grocery store they're alright.
u can make awesome pear booze with them!
cant buy the technique and knowledge and appreciation tho
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:36 pm
by scared?
shaft wrote:Fruit trees are shitty to have in your yard. But I guess if you can't afford pears at the grocery store they're alright.
Lol dumb poor ppl...
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:34 pm
by LawL
It's a well known fact that only poor people have pear trees.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:47 pm
by mrd
Make some fucking wintery pear cider with rum in it and stop balking at nature's gift!
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:31 am
by Scourge
LawL wrote:It's a well known fact that only poor people have pear trees.
Well, now that's just stupid.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:35 am
by Scourge
scared? wrote:We had a family of raccoons that ate the pears and kept the wasps away but some dipshit called animal control and the wasps were in full force this year. Red wasps stings hurt like a bitch btw...
Fucking pussy, they aren't that bad. I get stung several times a year. Cup of gasoline on the nest and wasps are bye-bye. Maybe one of these days your balls will drop and you'll quit being a nanny/maid.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:55 am
by GONNAFISTYA
lol rednecks giving other rednecks advice on how to be more redneckier
Calm down Cletus.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:25 am
by scared?
Scourge wrote:
Fucking pussy, they aren't that bad. I get stung several times a year. Cup of gasoline on the nest and wasps are bye-bye. Maybe one of these days your balls will drop and you'll quit being a nanny/maid.
what kind of wasps u talking about tuff guy?...and what kind of clumsy dipshit gets stung several times a year?...
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:45 am
by LawL
Scourge wrote:LawL wrote:It's a well known fact that only poor people have pear trees.
Well, now that's just stupid.
Calm down mullet-man.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:02 am
by Scourge
scared? wrote:Scourge wrote:
Fucking pussy, they aren't that bad. I get stung several times a year. Cup of gasoline on the nest and wasps are bye-bye. Maybe one of these days your balls will drop and you'll quit being a nanny/maid.
what kind of wasps u talking about tuff guy?...and what kind of clumsy dipshit gets stung several times a year?...
http://www.austinbug.com/larvalbug/beas ... t3-05.html
That kind. Red wasps, duhhhh. I get stung a lot because I work outside and actually get exposed to them more than you can being mommy central.
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:06 am
by scared?
lol poor ppl who have to work out side...
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:34 am
by Eraser
Years ago we had an apple tree in our garden. We made apple pies out of its apples

Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:59 pm
by SplEEb
apples>pears
Re: No global warming?...
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:02 pm
by Scourge
scared? wrote:lol poor ppl who have to work out side...
I haven't changed a diaper or wiped a snotty nose in over 20 years, how bout you?