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James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:41 am
by U4EA
o_O
You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.
http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce ... fa6ac7142d
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:31 am
by Eraser
You sure that isn't a 50 shades passage?
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:52 am
by EtUL
can someone get gilbert gottfried to read these?
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:25 am
by seremtan
joyce had a thing about arses
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:04 am
by mjrpes
Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.
I fucked you. I put my dick in your vagina. We had a good time. I enjoyed what I did.
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:39 am
by U4EA
mjrpes wrote:Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.
Straight and to the point, not bad
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:41 am
by Ryoki
He was always a man of merciless directness
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:48 am
by 4days
mjrpes wrote:Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.
I fucked you. I put my dick in your vagina. We had a good time. I enjoyed what I did.
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:10 pm
by SoM
how can one fart if a dick is in your ass ?
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:38 pm
by MKJ
who said anything about assfucking?
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:17 pm
by seremtan
U4EA wrote:o_O
You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.
http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce ... fa6ac7142d
definite 50 shades territory
You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!
Re: James Joyce's dirty letters
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:42 pm
by plained
mjrpes wrote:Here's Hemingway's dirty letter to his mistress.
I fucked you. I put my dick in your vagina. We had a good time. I enjoyed what I did.