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American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:30 pm
by Don Carlos
Why are they such loud, obnoxious fuckwits?
Seriously, golf is supposed to be a "gentleman's" sport, so why when someone hits a drive does some useless drain on earths naturals resources shout out "MASH POTATO" and other dumb shit?

I am genuinely shocked at how rude they seem to be at this years Ryder Cup. There were pricks when I went to the Celtic Manor 2 years ago but fuck me...this is the sort of shit I would expect from a NASCAR crowd...!!!

Please explain yourselves. Immediately.

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:37 pm
by YourGrandpa
Don Carlos wrote:Why are they such load, obnoxious fuckwits?
Seriously, golf is supposed to be a "gentleman's" sport, so why when someone hits a drive does some useless drain on earths naturals resources shout out "MASH POTATO" and other dumb shit?

I am genuinely shocked at how rude they seem to be at this years Ryder Cup. There were pricks when I went to the Celtic Manor 2 years ago but fuck me...this is the sort of shit I would expect from a NASCAR crowd...!!!

Please explain yourselves. Immediately.


Loud?

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:39 pm
by Don Carlos
Yarp

Damn you autocorrect

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:01 pm
by andyman
GET IN THE HOLE

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:21 pm
by Don Carlos
YABA DABA DO
YOU MY BOY BLUE
POTATO CHIPS
WHERE ARE YOU GOING

I don't get it :/

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:01 pm
by xer0s
Baba Booey!

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:03 pm
by mrd
Don Carlos wrote:YABA DABA DO
YOU MY BOY BLUE
POTATO CHIPS
WHERE ARE YOU GOING

I don't get it :/
It's really funny. At least they think so. I'm sure that's about it. I would assume they also suck at the game?

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:08 pm
by xer0s
You would assume poorly...

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:30 pm
by mrd
xer0s wrote:You would assume poorly...
Unreal...

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:11 am
by Eraser
Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:14 am
by andyman
Eraser wrote:Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?

CUZ WUR FREE

....murika...

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:39 am
by Whiskey 7
Eraser wrote:Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?
The 'land of the free' wasn't it :paranoid: :rolleyes:

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:54 am
by Psyche911
One of the amendments gives us the right to be an asshole. I forget which?

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:14 am
by tnf
Don Carlos wrote:Why are they such loud, obnoxious fuckwits?
Seriously, golf is supposed to be a "gentleman's" sport, so why when someone hits a drive does some useless drain on earths naturals resources shout out "MASH POTATO" and other dumb shit?

I am genuinely shocked at how rude they seem to be at this years Ryder Cup. There were pricks when I went to the Celtic Manor 2 years ago but fuck me...this is the sort of shit I would expect from a NASCAR crowd...!!!

Please explain yourselves. Immediately.
I'll never get the Mashed Potato thing. But overall I find the Ryder Cup to be pretty obnoxious in terms of how the fans act all the way around. Fans are going to be excited though - the Americans get rolled in this thing pretty much every time so the fact that they had established such a big lead was going to end up in a lot more celebratory drinking and thus a lot more NASCAR like behavior.

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:25 am
by Doombrain
I hear it's accepted, but i can't get my head around it.

BTW someone asked me 'do you breath in or out on your driving shot?', fucked me up all day.

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:49 am
by LawL
It's a wonder they aren't shooting guns in the air.

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:55 am
by Doombrain
You mean tacked out AR15s.

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:55 pm
by Doombrain
Looks like all the heckling is driving us to a win.

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:38 pm
by Don Carlos
It's fucking toight

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:57 pm
by xer0s
Looks like y'all are on the beach again...

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:14 pm
by xer0s
Fffuuuuuu--

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:20 am
by tnf
That was awesome. I was one of the few natives cheering for the Euros as there are a few players on the American side I cannot stand.

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:34 am
by Don Carlos
Simply incredible
Justin Rose...those last 2 putts...wow!

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:52 am
by Captain
Golf :olo:

Re: American Golf fans

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:47 pm
by Nightshade
Eraser wrote:Why are Americans loud obnoxious fuckwits, period?
Why are all generalizations true?