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So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:47 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Movie Theater Ninjas Will Destroy Rude People
The lights go down, everyone's excited. You've paid seven gazillion dollars for your ticket. You've got your popcorn and your Milk Duds and your abnormally large soda. You're ready for the film to begin.
And then a cell phone goes off behind you. It's a Katy Perry ringtone. And then said cell phone is answered, not simply silenced, but answered, and a conversation about something completely unrelated to the situation onscreen starts taking place. What do you do? Do you tell the person to shut up, or do you simply let it happen, hoping the conversation will be over soon? Do you anxiously sit, seething in your chair, and try to block out the racket?
This is where the ninjas come in.
At the Prince Charles Cinema in London, a volunteer crew of darkly-clad "ninjas" has assembled to silence the loud talkers, halt the never-ending texters, and generally improve the moviegoing experience. The ninjas are dressed in full-body spandex suits...
lol Police State, etc
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:01 pm
by scared?
Fuck u...
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:53 pm
by Don Carlos
Wonderful idea - I would like to point you towards Hank from Californication
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:11 pm
by seremtan
prince charles cinema is that dirt cheap place near leicester square where you can watch movies that have been out for a while for a fraction of the usual ticket price
must be doing well to afford ninjas
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:46 pm
by bitWISE
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:11 pm
by Κracus
That's a great movie.
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:29 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
It's too bad movie theaters couldn't be exempt from the Communications Act of 1934. We didn't even HAVE to worry about these a-holes until the 90's.
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:32 pm
by Whiskey 7
Nice idea and the spandex suits
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:09 pm
by DooMer
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:11 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
whoa bro
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:55 pm
by seremtan
holy shit
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:44 pm
by Transient
DooMer wrote:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ceb_1346907886
WTF?
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:55 pm
by Tsakali
likes
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:46 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Hahahahahaha
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:18 am
by losCHUNK
DooMer wrote:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ceb_1346907886
Fucking what ?
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:42 am
by MKJ
err ok
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:47 am
by Whiskey 7
losCHUNK wrote:DooMer wrote:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ceb_1346907886
Fucking what ?
Well you don't see that sort of advert every day. Certain opens your eyes
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:20 am
by SoM
DooMer wrote:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ceb_1346907886
lmao
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:22 am
by SoM
lol, i can't stop watching it
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:54 pm
by Plan B
Haven't visited a cinema for 10 years.
Exactly for this reason; cunts spoiling the experience with their selfish behaviour.
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:26 pm
by xer0s
lol wat? You're missing out dude...
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:28 pm
by Eraser
xer0s wrote:lol wat? You're missing out dude...
No he's not. Certainly not since the whole 3D fad was forced upon us.
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:22 am
by Tsakali
I watched the dark knight rises in the movies, and fucking hated the experience.... I ended up giving the movie an 8 and that was compensating for the shitty atmosphere. Torrented it a few days ago, and even at a shitty quality I appreciated it a lot more. This trilogy will be missed. Fucking class directing acting, music score, etc.
The total control of personally computed media, has ruined my ability to tolerate shit like, mass crowds in front of shitty projected images, and incompetent sound settings. Also, televised productions in set times and riddled with ads? fucking LOL what a shitfest that was...never again. My expectations are too fucking advanced for these moronics.
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:49 am
by LawL
Eraser wrote:xer0s wrote:lol wat? You're missing out dude...
No he's not. Certainly not since the whole 3D fad was forced upon us.
How is it forced upon you when there is always a 2D version to watch?
Re: So I found out where Mazda has been lately...
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:14 am
by Tsakali
Robocop 3D...NOW IN 2D!!