Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:38 am
by HomerJ
really????...sigh...can't wait til everyone on the road is driving like a drunk cause they're all wearing these things with shit popping up everywhere and every twat's yelling to themselves in a public place.
There's a problem when using a bluetooth or a cell phone is seen as too much of a burden. Totally can't wait for the non-stop facebook and twitter updates!!!11!
One person who had used the glasses said: “They let technology get out of your way. If I want to take a picture I don’t have to reach into my pocket and take out my phone; I just press a button at the top of the glasses and that’s it.”
Lol, "Pressing one button on my phone is too hard...wah... " Jesus. I hate this fucking generation.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:39 am
by EtUL
old fuck
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:15 am
by HomerJ
Fuck off.
Most people can't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, society doesn't need brain dead morons wearing shit over their eyes cause they're too fucking lazy to pull their phone of their pocket.
I'm holding out hope this is one of google's april fools pranks.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:16 am
by Mat Linnett
HomerJ wrote:really????can't wait til everyone on the road is driving like a drunk cause they're all wearing these things with shit popping up everywhere and every twat's yelling to themselves in a public place.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:24 am
by seremtan
"where's the music section herpadederp.."
hey hipster fuckface, remember when people used to ASK?
it seems to be designed to allow people to 'connect' with people far away, while ignoring the people in their immediate vicinity. what a stupid idea
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:45 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
ITT: people who didn't get twitter or the iPad either
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:57 am
by DRuM
HomerJ wrote:
Most people can't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:05 pm
by Ryoki
Big Kahuna Burger wrote:ITT: people who didn't get twitter or the iPad either
Ah, i see i'm in the right place then.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:13 pm
by scared?
ill fuck a man if need be...
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:35 pm
by Plan B
Yeah, ejaculating little puffs of dust
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:36 pm
by plained
DRuM wrote:
HomerJ wrote:
Most people can't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time
its funny cuz its true! lol
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:17 pm
by phantasmagoria
DRuM wrote:
FUCK THAT
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:19 pm
by phantasmagoria
seremtan wrote:"where's the music section herpadederp.."
hey hipster fuckface, remember when people used to ASK?
it seems to be designed to allow people to 'connect' with people far away, while ignoring the people in their immediate vicinity. what a stupid idea
Let's face it, by that time this kind of thing is prevalent shops selling music won't exist anyway.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:45 pm
by seremtan
except that shop wasn't selling music, it was selling books, some of which were about music
otherwise, excellent point
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:28 pm
by phantasmagoria
shops selling books won't exist either.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:37 pm
by Tsakali
lol you people are laughable. so we got you to get a cellphone, and then we got you to get a smart phone kicking and screaming...do we really need to do this every time new tech comes out? stfu already and go live in the woods.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:27 pm
by scared?
loo wut?...
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:57 pm
by seremtan
Tsakali wrote:we
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:06 pm
by Tsakali
lol, I'm sure the screen area is exaggerated on google's video, for demonstration purposes, which cannot be well translated on a video. Your natural FOV is much greater than anything your cellphone is offering , so I'm betting the actual GUI is much smaller, and less intrusive, while giving you just as much "screen" space if not more than what you're already used to.
Just look at the glasses... first of all, it's just on one eye, and even then, the glass part only encompasses a small area...the top right quadrant of one eye's FOV.
either way, I'm sure eventually, there will be contact lenses with some serious "content aware" software that will let you have your cake and eat it too.
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:54 pm
by losCHUNK
HomerJ wrote:really????...sigh...can't wait til everyone on the road is driving like a drunk cause they're all wearing these things with shit popping up everywhere and every twat's yelling to themselves in a public place.
that is fucking genius !, you can have points *pronging* above ethnic minorities heads, bonus points for families etc that are awarded if you crazy taxi their ass, wouldve even helped brevick with targetting ?
definately the future
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:12 pm
by Tsakali
and penis size
Re: Google Begins Testing Its Augmented-Reality Glasses
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:28 pm
by losCHUNK
then a social underclass of small dicks will be created, where by the bigger dick dominates the little dick, creating breeding of the bigger dick, and in the darwinism view the dick will become bigger and bigger through each generation, creating a future planet that is populated by giant dicks.....