Help fund an indie MMO developer!
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:01 pm
Meet Ellwood Bartlett.
He's like Gabe Newell's even fatter cousin.
Elly (or maybe his friends call him Woody) has an idea for an MMO video game. Clearly a lot of thought has gone into it because game developers have been screwing up the genre and he knows exactly how to make a game where everything is so much better. He even promised hooker bots! He has plans to start hiring and start development once he has enough funds to start the project. He's raising money for this initiative on kickstarter with a ZOMG $20,561 raised with a $1.1 million goal. That's a lot of dosh!
He clearly needs all this money since he needs to hire programmers, artists, etc. because he doesn't actually have any of these talents himself. He's an ideas guy. Oh, and the fact that he's a 2007 MegaMillions winner of $27 million (after tax) has nothing to do with his need to raise 1.1 million from other people who aren't millionaires by dumb luck. You can trust this guy with your money, he is after all a Wiccan priest.
In other news, o'dium has raised $700 for OverDose!
He's like Gabe Newell's even fatter cousin.
Elly (or maybe his friends call him Woody) has an idea for an MMO video game. Clearly a lot of thought has gone into it because game developers have been screwing up the genre and he knows exactly how to make a game where everything is so much better. He even promised hooker bots! He has plans to start hiring and start development once he has enough funds to start the project. He's raising money for this initiative on kickstarter with a ZOMG $20,561 raised with a $1.1 million goal. That's a lot of dosh!
He clearly needs all this money since he needs to hire programmers, artists, etc. because he doesn't actually have any of these talents himself. He's an ideas guy. Oh, and the fact that he's a 2007 MegaMillions winner of $27 million (after tax) has nothing to do with his need to raise 1.1 million from other people who aren't millionaires by dumb luck. You can trust this guy with your money, he is after all a Wiccan priest.
In other news, o'dium has raised $700 for OverDose!
