Quake3World

So I go out the other night with a couple buddies of mine and decide to take a night out on the town. I've been staying at home the last month or so and not really going out but a friend of mine who used to never go out recently started. He's having a good ole time but he just always freezes up whenever he's around chicks so I try to give him pointers and advice all the time but he's yet to get lucky.

He reminds me of me about 5 or 6 years ago and I really want to help the guy, he's quite a bit younger than I am but he's never had sex. He says he doesn't understand how to get laid. Basicly, he'll talk to a girl but never make a move on her. His analogy for his problem is somewhat interesting too he says it's like this.

Pretend there's an african dance called the African fire rain dance. Obviously this dance doesn't exist but let's pretend for a minute that it does. Now place yourself in a position where this dance only be done with two people and that you have to lead. Go ahead start now. Obviously without a clue about anything related to this dance you can't do it. You just don't know what to do and he says this is the same problem he has when it comes to scoring. Obviously he knows how to have sex just not how to get in that situation.

I try to help the guy out by always giving him a good word with the girls cause he's not an ugly guy by any means he's just really shy but this problem of his isn't really anything I can help him with cause obviously the situation requires him to be alone with a chick. He can't very well have me there telling him what to do, that'd just be a satruday night live skit.

I dunno, I help out a lot of friends but they usualy need other types of help that I CAN help with but this is different. I thought for sure I was gonna be able to get him laid last time we went out, we brought a couple chicks home with us that night and he stayed at my place and so did she but the next day after she left I inquired and nothing. They just slept together but he never put the moves on her. I dunno what else I can do for the guy

I'd really like to see him hook up for once cause he's always so dejected but I dunno. What would you guys do? I'm always helping friends with problems they have, I just love to do it. It's great, people really appreciate it when you help them cause it shows you really care for them and it makes me happy to see friends of mine happy I'm just at a loss with this problem.

I'm not going to read that, however I can see that it's going to be funny.

He just needs to get laid once to know whats involved. Pay a hooker to seduce him to get his feet wet. You prolly won't be able to stop him after that.

Yeah the hookers around here are pretty nasty. I wouldn't do it if she looked clean anyway but around these parts you couldn't pay ME to have sex with a hooker.

Yeah I told him the same thing actualy but I know he'd still like to at least get laid. I'm picky with what type of girl I try to hook him up with mind you I'm not going up to the local whore and asking her to fuck my friend

He knows my lifestyle too though and he seems cool with it cause if he wasn't he wouldn't be a friend of mine. There's a couple chicks I know that really like him but it's like he can't relate with them, I'm pretty sure he's not gay.