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Apple Computers are evil and promote Godless evolution
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:44 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Hilarious :lol:
But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness
We're happy to announce that Web 1000 is under new ownership
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:44 pm
by o'dium
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:36 pm
by obsidian
LOL!
I'm contemplating getting this as a new avatar:
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:38 pm
by Freakaloin
SATAN...and the fires of hell...awaits...
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:04 pm
by seremtan
Show us AIDS evolving into a cat -- which is essentially the Evolutionistic position of common ancestry for all lifeforms -- and then you'll have something worth noting.
:lol:
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:09 pm
by Canis
Oh mortal sin!!!! :lol:
I shall be forever condemned for owning a Mac...oh cursed me, cursed me!!!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:30 pm
by 4days
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:32 pm
by Shmee
"Joyful praise rocks da house!"
:icon19:
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:33 pm
by Shmee
lol, track 4 of one of those christian rock albums is:
Atheists (Got No Reason To Live)
:icon19: ++
That's always been my chief complaint of religion in general - self-righteousness
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:40 pm
by 4days
Mini-KitKat bars work well for hiding personalized Bible tracts since they have an outer label that can be removed, written on, and reattached with ease.
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 7:13 pm
by Massive Quasars
:lol:
4. Atheists (Got No Reason To Live)
5. Wacky Wacky Wicca Chick
6. The Evolutionist Blues
Zerofactor will get a kick out of track 5.
Here is the lyrics:
In the suburbs of our town, there is a girl with a frown.
For her, Christ has no renown. Just a dude in a thorned crown.
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Her spells and charms are a trick.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Dabbles with the Satanic:
Tarot, ouija, and magick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Mother Earth, Ishtar, Baal: yes, she claims to know them all.
Goes to a skyclad cabal, spends the Sabbat at the mall.
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Weirder than a Catholic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Her "Blessed Be"'s just a shtick.
Her other car's a broomstick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
(Bass solo)
Her religion is a mess. She worships some strange Goddess.
But the Lord don't wear a dress. Now her soul is in distress.
Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Ambiguously sapphic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Heaven or Hell, gotta' pick.
Christ'll be back... Quick! Quick! Quick!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:28 pm
by Canis
Oh man this is great!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:35 pm
by bitWISE
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:35 pm
by eepberries
The Vote for Bush 3D Adventure (Inspired Idea, Windows)
9.24.2004: Uncle Sam returns in VFB3DA (which uses the newest build of the ONUG engine,) to learn all about President Bush's campaign positions. Unlike John Kerry's upcoming violent game, this one is suitable for the whole family. Inspired Idea promises that "this incredibly patriotic, flag-waving, 3D adventure will have you saluting, waving the flag, and humming the Star-spangled Banner in no time at all!" and it certainly delivers. ***
bwahahahahahah
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:36 pm
by LeonardoP
bitWISE wrote:
fuck that got me laughing
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:58 pm
by Massive Quasars
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 10:18 pm
by seremtan
bitWISE wrote:
Only Jesus would SAY "lol" :lol:
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:04 pm
by Fury
Massive Quasars wrote:http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050505/NEWS03/105050005/-1/news
We've been over this, it never ends.
nice, thats my local newspaper *reads*