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Man Sauce
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:33 pm
by Mat Linnett
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1 ... 142293B235
Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.
Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.
"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."
The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.
"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.
Police have taken the object for analysis.
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:36 pm
by boo
ROFL oh my god. How the fuck did a penis make its way into a sauce bottle?
How did the sauce company NOT know?
Especialy if it was of one of its workers...
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:37 pm
by inphlict
:icon19:
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:40 pm
by Massive Quasars
Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.
lol...
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:45 pm
by inphlict
The key thing is "Turkey"
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:50 pm
by Grudge
Thank god I only ever buy Heinz.
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:51 pm
by lars63
Lord!!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:43 pm
by reefsurfer
Probably the mafia that needed to get rid of all the chopped up body parts, so they dumped it in the tomato cistern. :icon25:
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:13 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
:icon28:
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:16 pm
by Pext
urban legend?
but a good one
... as includes unsuspected penises in food; it could just happen to everyone :icon14:
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:41 pm
by dzjepp
She was gonna put a cock on her 'bread rolls' lolololol