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glossy wrote:i thought you were quite the joke for a second, right before whatever the hell you were trying to post ruined the humour for me.

A Chinese man who is trying to exchange chinese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo chinese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

A Korean guy who is trying to exchange korean currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo korean money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

A Vietnamese man who is trying to exchange vietnamese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo vietnamese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

A Taiwanese man who is trying to exchange taiwanese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo taiwanese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

seremtan wrote:Well, since were on the subject of "jokes about Japanese accents", there's this:

An Englishman, German & Japanese are stranded on a desert island. Englishman takes charge (naturally), and says: "We need to get off this island. German guy, you're the engineer, you make us a raft. I'll get some fresh water. Japanese guy, you get us some supplies."

So off they go, and a few hours later, the German's built the raft, the English guy's got the water, but there's no sign of the Japanese guy, so they go off into the jungle to look for him. They're walking along, and suddenly the Japanese guy jumps out from behind a tree and shouts "Supplies!"

mjrpes wrote:hey, i got a joke:

A Chinese man who is trying to exchange chinese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo chinese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

here's another good one:

A Korean guy who is trying to exchange korean currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo korean money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

this one always gets me:

A Vietnamese man who is trying to exchange vietnamese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo vietnamese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

oh and my favorite:

A Taiwanese man who is trying to exchange taiwanese currency into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo taiwanese money, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

riddla wrote:A Japanese man who is trying to exchange yen into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

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p.s. fluc u 2 goof...

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

riddla wrote:A Japanese man who is trying to exchange yen into dollars asks the teller at an American bank, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen, today I get hunat eighty?

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

"Well, fluc you white guys too!"

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p.s. fluc u 2 goof...

losCHUNK wrote:Three girls are sitting at a bar talking about how loose thier
pussy is.

"My pussy is so loose my boyfriend can stick his whole hand in
me." Says the first girl.

"My pussy is so loose my boyfriend can stick BOTH of his hands
in me." Says the second girl.

The third girl laughs as she slides down the bar stool...