Quake3World

Piece of shit phone. Wish I hadn't cancelled my insurance a few months back.

fragmented posts are challenging

let's see....

Phone beside my bed, alarm goes off...

ok

the insurance part...

wait

i got it

u wanna smash the phone

and want it covered..

Glass of water beside bed...

dip it..

phone fell in water, phone not working, 200 euro down the toilet as i cancelled my insurance a few months back.

Bollax

my phone doesn't ring

it puffs smoke

land of ire

what about it?

Way to go, homo.

Dregoth wrote:what about it?

i could go on

Dark Metal wrote:Way to go, homo.

look who's still breathing...what a pity

Dregoth wrote:Glass of water beside bed...

omg! :icon28:

same damn thing happened to me this morning. Only I came into work ~30 minutes late b/c my alarm didn't go off...the damn dr.pepper swallowed the bitch.. bahahaha :lol:

Dregoth wrote:phone fell in water, phone not working, 200 euro down the toilet as i cancelled my insurance a few months back.

Bollax

I guess the only question remains is why did you wait until after you cancelled your insurance to dump it in water?

Stupid fag.

I dropped my old Bosch into water once, and after stripping it out, putting all the parts into the drying cupboard, and then rebuilding it it worked perfectly until I sold it a couple of years later. I think the most difficult aspect was explaining to those present how I came to drop the damned thing in the toilet... :icon28:

forgetting phone in breast pocket - doing an oil change at the car - lots of old black oil in a tub under the car - bending down to screw the sealing plug back into the oilsump - BLUMPF - :icon23: :icon23: :icon23:

That's what happened to me... :icon32:

chiQ wrote:... the most difficult aspect was explaining to those present how I came to drop the damned thing in the toilet... :icon28:

girl...in a toilet...vibrating device at hand... no explanation required there. :icon25:

chiQ wrote:I dropped my old Bosch into water once, and after stripping it out, putting all the parts into the drying cupboard, and then rebuilding it it worked perfectly until I sold it a couple of years later. I think the most difficult aspect was explaining to those present how I came to drop the damned thing in the toilet... :icon28:

Did you flush before dropping it?

Yeah I flushed first, then when I did up my belt it rolled and the clip released, so the phone flipped off into the bowl. I got hell for it - the remarks about playing in the toilet water, trying to call Mr Hanky, etc. were fluent and prolonged

I don't think the old Bosch models had inbuilt vibrate functionality, by the way. I'm pretty sure you had to buy a larger battery pack to get that feature. My current phone does though, and it's an 8910, and being a titanium-sheathed slide phone it'd probably make a good butt plug for you chopov, being large enough that it wouldn't fall out of your gaping, "more in that out" whatsit and all...

chekov is right

chiQ's just trying too hard to distract from the fact that it would fit her across... :lol:

chopov wrote:chiQ's just trying too hard to distract from the fact that it would fit her across... :lol:

I don't need to distract - your flapping rectum is doing a fine job all by itself.