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Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:48 pm
by Nightshade
Dead.
No, not really.
But, he's almost dead, he's 70 today. That's right, he's fucking SEVENTY YEARS OLD and could kick your ass. Most likely he'd just annoy you with all his right-wing christian fundie bullshit, though.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:58 pm
by Captain
Got my hopes up
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:01 pm
by seremtan
wow, that's almost as old as me, and almost half as old as booger or DruM
when he goes up on his stairmaster, the world actually moves down on an angle
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:05 pm
by Nightshade
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:33 pm
by R00k
Chuck Norris isn't really a christian. He's just tricking god so he can go to heaven and kick Jesus' ass, because he believes Jesus took the easy way out.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:33 pm
by Big Kahuna Burger
R00k
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:42 pm
by lars63
Happy Birthday Chuckie, now go kick some a**
*Pesky edit=Pesky Lars=Pesky spelling*
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:46 pm
by Dr_Watson
Chuck Norris killed death in the 80's.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:56 pm
by SoM
his web site is so fucking 1980s
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:03 am
by Dr_Watson
you have to dial in?
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:06 am
by xer0s
He don't look 70...
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:10 am
by Scarface
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:11 am
by scared?
creationist moron...
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:16 am
by YourGrandpa
Wow... 70?
FFS.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:16 am
by andyman
Chuck Norris got a fever once... we wound up calling it global warming
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:22 am
by Nightshade
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:34 am
by andyman
The bugs in MW2 weren't glitches, it's classified as the "Chuck Norris mod"
fuck chuck norris. Jack Bauer beats his ass 8 days a week.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:35 am
by Nightshade
If Chuck Norris were Jack Bauer, the show would be called "15 Minutes".
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:44 am
by Silicone_Milk
Nightshade wrote:If Chuck Norris were Jack Bauer, the show would be called "15 Minutes".
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:54 am
by Nightshade
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:59 am
by Fender
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:05 am
by Scarface
Chuck Norris never wet the bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:42 am
by YourGrandpa
He has quite a bit of trouble talking over those fake teeth.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:43 am
by MKJ
Nightshade wrote:If Chuck Norris were Jack Bauer, the show would be called "15 Minutes".
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:15 pm
by seremtan
Fender wrote:video
jesus christ even i know more about the founding fathers than this old goatfucker and i'm not even amurrrican
