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post your mail
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:35 pm
by losCHUNK
would you like a pension
**rips up**
would you like to renew your loan
**rips up**
portobello pizza
**puts in draw**
and yous guys
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:36 pm
by MKJ
i get tons of spam per day, and mail for the previous owners of the house
makes great kittylitter
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:41 pm
by losCHUNK
i had a cable bill for my grandad the other week, 50 quid
saying if he didnt pay they'll send the heavy boys round to take my shit
*phoned em up saying he doesnt live here anymore and they asked where his place of residence is now
so i told em, for the last 5 yrs he's been in belle vue cemetary... fucking wankers
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:43 pm
by Ryoki
I live in a strange neighbourhood:
I get "psychic Nigerian will radiate your cat with invisible karma beams and thusly ensure High Prosperity Factor in job for only 75 euro's a session" leaflets as well as all the normal crap (pension crap, takeout leaflets and shop advertisements).
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:44 pm
by MKJ
lol i get those too
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:45 pm
by Ryoki
Or "cleaning lady from Ghana really cheap - looking for work. Will also cook dinner."
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:45 pm
by PhoeniX
I hardly get any spam mails; though I do get about 4 catalogues from dabs every month...
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:45 pm
by Ryoki
MKJ wrote:lol i get those too
Entertaining shit, i usually read them before throwing them away
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:48 pm
by R00k
Cellphone bill
New cellphone account info
New user information for my internet banking (bank was bought out)
Letter from my mom for some reason (haven't opened yet)
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:49 pm
by Grudge
I'll check when I get home.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:55 pm
by Doombrain
i had a cheque for £37'559.00 inc VAT in the post today.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:57 pm
by losCHUNK
giro ?
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:01 pm
by FragaGeddon
Mine's empty.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:38 pm
by Nightshade
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Credit card offer
Mortgage insurance offer
Assholes
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:15 pm
by Doombrain
losCHUNK wrote:giro ?
Payment for a contract
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:16 pm
by phantasmagoria
nothing
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:41 pm
by SOAPboy
Doombrain wrote:losCHUNK wrote:giro ?
Payment for a contract
Gay porn right?