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What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:31 pm
by bork[e]
For the most part I can't stand lying next to that whore I sleep with for more than a few hours, but without me my community would suffer greatly. Many problems would arise and the town as I know it would cease to exist.
That’s my reason, what’s yours?
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:33 pm
by phantasmagoria
university. At the weekends i only get out of bed for food because in the space of a five days i probably get about fifteen hours sleep tops, i use the weekend to catch up
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:39 pm
by Dark Metal
The urge to urinate.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:48 pm
by Guest
I can't sleep anymore.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:13 am
by shiv4
3 alarm clocks with different time setup
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:14 am
by Scourge
My alarm.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:16 am
by Guest
No wait the scent of napalm.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:17 am
by LOL INTERNET
DR OCTOPUS IS PROBABLY TRYING TO KIDNAP MARY JANE SO I LIKE TO WAKE UP EARLY AND GET THE JUMP ON HIM
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:19 am
by Guest
Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:19 am
by bork[e]
shiv4 wrote:3 alarm clocks with different time setup
That's what I do with my cell phone...set 5 minutes apart, you sir are almost as cool as me.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:21 am
by shiv4
2 of them are satellite controlled
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:21 am
by ForM
One word.....
Money.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:22 am
by LOL INTERNET
ForM wrote:One word.....
Money.
MONEY LITERALLY NUDGES YOU LIGHTLY UNTIL YOU STIR AND THEN GENTLY PURSUADES YOU TO GET OUT OF BED AND START THE DAY?
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:22 am
by bork[e]
shiv4 wrote:2 of them are satellite controlled
ownage
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:24 am
by ForM
LOL INTERNET wrote:ForM wrote:One word.....
Money.
MONEY LITERALLY NUDGES YOU LIGHTLY UNTIL YOU STIR AND THEN GENTLY PURSUADES YOU TO GET OUT OF BED AND START THE DAY?
Yes, for with out it, I wouldnt be able to buy my daily dose of crack.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:29 am
by shiv4
bork[e] wrote:
ownage
the 3rd one is tuned to a crappy radion station - volume on 11
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:42 am
by bork[e]
shiv4 wrote:bork[e] wrote:
ownage
the 3rd one is tuned to a crappy radion station - volume on 11
:lol: I've got mine set to the sound of a modem dialing up. I can't be arsed to listen to that for more than 1/2 second. O_O
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:43 am
by Canis
When i'm lieing down in the morning my left hand begins to molest myself.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:55 am
by losCHUNK
Kracus wrote:Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...
you in a coma for 24 yrs ?
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:57 am
by bork[e]
losCHUNK wrote:Kracus wrote:Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...
you in a coma for 24 yrs ?
:icon19: :icon19: :lol:
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:58 am
by Uaintseenme
I don't wake up, I fall asleep around 2pm and force myself out of bed around 8:30 pm, even though I don't want to.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:24 am
by Canidae
The big wet spot gets me out of bed every morning
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:27 am
by Guest
losCHUNK wrote:Kracus wrote:Actualy the BEST way to wake up is morning sex...
you in a coma for 24 yrs ?
heh... that's pretty funny...
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:43 am
by AmIdYfReAk
porn.
Re: What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:55 am
by Freakaloin
bork[e] wrote:For the most part I can't stand lying next to that whore I sleep with for more than a few hours, but without me my community would suffer greatly. Many problems would arise and the town as I know it would cease to exist.
That’s my reason, what’s yours?
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where in africa do u live?