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.. the paper you wipe your ass with?

I fold, wouldent want anything on my hands.. no sir.

fold > *

lol
fold

that's funny, i was just thinking about posting this yesterday. :lol:

i've always been a fold man, making a square big enough to cover all my fingers so not to take any chances.

what i've found though is that with cheap, thin toilet paper this just doesn't work well enough. it tends to just smear shit all over the place instead of picking things up. so yesterday here in the office i decided to start crumpling, and it works tons better with the crappy paper they have here in the office (no pun intended).

definitely still fold at home with the good stuff though. :icon14:

aye

i use 4 pieces folded so it turns into 2 long

the cheap shit stays away from my ass, nothing winds me up more than when i wipe and find that half the backing is still between my cheeks

and the worse stuff was that stuff in primary schools

WTF was that, tracing paper ?

edit: double post and cant delete :icon33:

haha so true
i do the same, crappy gets crumpled and good gets folded :icon14:

you took shits in primary school?
damn didn't dare that at mine... there was a constant pee-level of about 2 cm and, i only went there too pee and only if i REALLY had to

LeonardoP wrote:you took shits in primary school?
damn didn't dare that at mine... there was a constant pee-level of about 2 cm and, i only went there too pee and only if i REALLY had to

nah, i went to then i saw the tracing paper, i spent the rest of the day tensing my anus

anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?

no

Xed wrote:no

there must have been a few.

LeonardoP wrote:

Xed wrote:no

there must have been a few.

oh I do it all the time, just not out of necessity.

R00k wrote:
it tends to just smear shit all over the place instead of picking things up.

:lol: dont forget to was your hands properly rook! :icon6: especially when your at work

Xed wrote:

LeonardoP wrote:

Xed wrote:no

there must have been a few.

oh I do it all the time, just not out of necessity.

you don't feel the need to shit but you do? maybe you need to see a doctor :icon27:

LeonardoP wrote:anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?

...

Xed wrote:oh I do it all the time, just not out of necessity.

wassup

reefsurfer wrote:

R00k wrote:
it tends to just smear shit all over the place instead of picking things up.

:lol: dont forget to was your hands properly rook! :icon6: especially when your at work

I always wash my hands after a shit.

After a piss I usually do too, except when I know for a fact that the bathroom sink knobs are dirtier than my own cock.

Just don't use Texas TP. It's rough and tough and won't take shit off nobody.

ba-dum-dum-splash

LeonardoP wrote:anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?

i've done it once but didn't have the luxury of toilet paper anywhere nearby. fallen leaves do not feel good to wipe with.

sirstrongbad wrote:

LeonardoP wrote:anyone ever shat outside out of necessity?

i've done it once but didn't have the luxury of toilet paper anywhere nearby. fallen leaves do not feel good to wipe with.

use your hands

R00k wrote:
I always wash my hands after a shit.

After a piss I usually do too, except when I know for a fact that the bathroom sink knobs are dirtier than my own cock.

You know whats strange... why do people wash their hands AFTER they pissed? Does all people pee on their hands? Wouldent it be more realistic to wash your hands BEFORE you piss because of all the germs you got on your hands..

I usually wash my hands before i piss(especially if im at the club/pub) and never afterwards... makes more sense to me.

never wash after a piss

the way i see it, everyone gone to have a slash before me have washed there hands after a piss

so theres like 200 accumalted cocks on that 1 tap