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Hate food poisoning
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:34 pm
by Guest
Fuck... I love drinking milk. I drink it like it's going out of style but last saturday I went down to the corner store and bought this 2L of milk and I had two huge glasses. My buddy and his girlfriend come over and she has some along with her son. All three of us got sick, puking and shitting water. I'll tell ya I always wondered what it feels like to be a chick and it's not good. My ass was sore from shitting so much liquid. It was fucking gross too if you aren't already grossed out enough.
Anyway I was sick all day fucking saturday and sunday most of the day I felt fine since last night all day today and I go to lunch just a couple minutes ago and I puked my fucking face off... again! :icon33:
I just want my body to work normal again.
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:36 pm
by Massive Quasars
Have another cup.
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:39 pm
by dzjepp
What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:43 pm
by Guest
I'm tellin ya it hurts.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:22 am
by Canidae
Krac and his pals sitting around and drinking milk all weekend.
Oh the exciting life you lead...
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:27 am
by Guest
I know I'm a rebel.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:06 am
by Grudge
You're a veritable Alex de Large.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:16 am
by MKJ
dzjepp wrote:What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!
no see, "his buddy" came over
ever notice how everyone kracus knows is referred to as "my buddy"?
dork
Re: Hate food poisoning
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:09 am
by Nightshade
Kracus wrote:I'll tell ya I always wondered what it feels like to be a chick and it's not good.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:18 am
by U4EA
Swot I thought .. maybe Kracus thinks the female urethra is present in the anus and that the nethermeats are only for playtime?
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:23 am
by o'dium
You do know that drinking "too much" milk can give you cancer right?
Then again its the same with everything. You need such and such to be healthy, but no, wait, not to much or you will DIIIIEEEEEEEE!
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:34 pm
by Guest
MKJ wrote:dzjepp wrote:What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!
no see, "his buddy" came over
ever notice how everyone kracus knows is referred to as "my buddy"?
dork
I don't like to use real names...
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:05 pm
by bitWISE
I love food poisoning. I think I'm going to try for salmonella this weekend.
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:48 am
by MKJ
Kracus wrote:MKJ wrote:dzjepp wrote:What's this? Kracus spending the weekend at home? Say it ain't so!?!?!
no see, "his buddy" came over
ever notice how everyone kracus knows is referred to as "my buddy"?
dork
I don't like to use real names...
you dont have to
but not everyone you know is "your buddy"
im sure noone you know is your "buddy"
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:14 pm
by Guest
Yeah I can see where that'd sound bad but a lot of friends around here all call each other buddy's.
It's likely a local thing.