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ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:08 pm
by scared?
wtf...they are closing the schools here in college station tomorrow cuz of the hurricane which won't hit until friday nite or saturday. we r 150 miles from the coast. there is near panic is grocery stores. my mother in law called in a panic saying we had to evacuate. wtf is wrong with ppl. none of this shit happened 10 years ago...mass hypnosis thru media has turn ppl into zombie morons or what's the story?...

btw this is from a pussy 100 mph storm that doesn't seem to be strengthening...pathetic...

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:11 pm
by shaft
fuck u..

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:26 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
With all that wind you could dry the clothes on the line in no time flat...you'd even have time to do the dishes before making dinner. :up:

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:54 pm
by menkent
little known fact: zombie pussies do not taste as god as human pussies. it's true- i saw it on the learning channel. myth confirmed.

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:57 pm
by Massive Quasars
Acquired taste.

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:58 pm
by Doombrain
scared? wrote:wtf...they are closing the schools here in college station tomorrow cuz of the hurricane which won't hit until friday nite or saturday. we r 150 miles from the coast. there is near panic is grocery stores. my mother in law called in a panic saying we had to evacuate. wtf is wrong with ppl. none of this shit happened 10 years ago...mass hypnosis thru media has turn ppl into zombie morons or what's the story?...

btw this is from a pussy 100 mph storm that doesn't seem to be strengthening...pathetic...
calm down, fag0t

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:23 pm
by hate
i fucked hurricanes in prison

that blew harder..

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:23 pm
by hate
Doombrain wrote:
scared? wrote:wtf...they are closing the schools here in college station tomorrow cuz of the hurricane which won't hit until friday nite or saturday. we r 150 miles from the coast. there is near panic is grocery stores. my mother in law called in a panic saying we had to evacuate. wtf is wrong with ppl. none of this shit happened 10 years ago...mass hypnosis thru media has turn ppl into zombie morons or what's the story?...

btw this is from a pussy 100 mph storm that doesn't seem to be strengthening...pathetic...
calm down, fag0t


get your hand off his ass.. :olo:

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:14 pm
by seremtan
menkent wrote:little known fact: zombie pussies do not taste as god as human pussies. it's true- i saw it on the learning channel. myth confirmed.
i tasted god once

shit was so cash

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:17 pm
by YourGrandpa
seremtan wrote: i tasted god once

shit was so cash
I bet most of the pussy you've eaten is now zombie pussy.

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:19 pm
by Doombrain
:olo:

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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:40 pm
by scared?
tracking my UPS order i get this..
EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL
even UPS r zombie pussies...

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:45 pm
by plained
maybe you can get a parashute for each arm and do some peckdeck type flys useing the swift winds!

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:54 pm
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:
seremtan wrote: i tasted god once

shit was so cash
I bet most of the pussy you've eaten is now zombie pussy.
lulz

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:59 pm
by Peenyuh
seremtan wrote:shit was so cash
That just sounds ridiculous in a British accent. :olo:

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:57 pm
by Tsakali
real men live in New Orleans

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:00 pm
by LawL
Peenyuh wrote:
seremtan wrote:shit was so cash
That just sounds ridiculous in a British accent. :olo:
Even worse in pedotan's Noo Zullander accent. :olo:

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:10 pm
by seremtan
YourGrandpa wrote:
seremtan wrote: i tasted god once

shit was so cash
I bet most of the pussy you've eaten is now zombie pussy.
good one

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:13 pm
by seremtan
Peenyuh wrote:
seremtan wrote:shit was so cash
That just sounds ridiculous in a British accent. :olo:
not nearly as ridiculous as thinking posts on a bulletin board have accents

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:12 pm
by Ryoki
Interesting. Do you really read our posts with an imaginary accent Peenyuh? I wonder what i sound like...

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:34 pm
by seremtan
"Eenteresteeng. Do you reeally reead our post with an eemaginaree accent Peenyooh? Ay wahnder waht ay sound liike..."

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:38 pm
by plained
:olo:

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:24 pm
by Ryoki
:olo:

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:39 pm
by vaporware
scared? wrote:tracking my UPS order i get this..
EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL
even UPS r zombie pussies...
wtf?

MESQUITE,
TX, US 09/12/2008 1:43 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
SALINA,
KS, US 09/12/2008 4:41 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
09/12/2008 12:43 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
MESQUITE,
TX, US 09/11/2008 9:50 P.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL
COMMERCE CITY,
CO, US 09/11/2008 2:26 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
09/11/2008 11:01 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN

Re: ppl have become zombie pussies...

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:47 pm
by andyman
My mom even calls me saying she is praying for a safe hurriane, and I say I didn't even know one was coming (or care).