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The Pope's Report from Heaven

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:59 pm

by GONNAFISTYA

HEAVEN—The soul of Pope John Paul, which entered heaven last week following a long illness, expressed confusion and disappointment Saturday, upon learning that the Celestial Kingdom of God to which the departed faithful ascend in the afterlife is significantly less luxurious than the Vatican's Papal Palace, in which the pope spent the past 26 years of his earthly life.

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:07 pm

by Scourge

Lol.

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 7:10 pm

by mjrpes

I bet he's sick of all the Mormons. Wonder if he's tried out the golder PSP?

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:16 pm

by seremtan

"Vegetarian opens meatless can of whupass."

Best Onion headline ever.

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:47 am

by FlamingTP

Mormons literally pulled their religion out of a hat. They'll all burn in hell. :lol: