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Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:17 pm
by Jackal
So, you may remember my rant about travelling a while back. Well today is my 26th birthday and what do I get stuck doing? Travelling. Currently stuck in Lester Pearson Airport waiting to board a flight to Seattle in order to go to a conference where I get to pretend to be a salesman whilst not knowing anything I'm talking about. I want to kill myself.

As an aside some littel girl just asked me to fix her MP3 player and the thing was so archaic that I couldn't figure it out.

Birthday fail.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:19 pm
by Big Kahuna Burger
karma

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:23 pm
by shaft
Jackal wrote: I want to kill myself.
man the fuck up and do it already

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:24 pm
by obsidian
You live in Toronto?

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:26 pm
by andyman
oh man the one day you expect to be different, really isnt. bummer

go get drunk or something

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:35 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
hbd? :\

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:44 pm
by MKJ
hbd. seeing how you couldnt figure out how to fix her mp3 player, you're now officially old.

time has left you behind, gramps

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:59 pm
by Wabbit
Happy b-day :(

I'm posting a picture of boobs to make you feel better. Does it matter they're stone?

I actually took this pic when I got stock in the Atlanta airport for 7 hours. I checked my bags, took a shuttle to downtown Atlanta and started snapping random pics.

Image

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:07 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Image

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:09 pm
by Tormentius
HBD. Hope it gets a little better for ya.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:18 pm
by mik0rs
Pff, my auntie (great great, but still) snuffed it on Xmas Day. Ruined ours just a bit.
It's been long enough to say this though: it probably fucking ruined her day a bit too.

HBD though, in all honesty it does sound like a shitty day. Hope it improves and stuff.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:31 pm
by Tsakali
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:img
lol are those lips for real?

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:52 pm
by feedback
I'm in seattle, are you a cool guy? You aren't going to the MS game expo are you?

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:31 pm
by LawL
Jackal wrote:So, you may remember my rant about travelling a while back. Well today is my 26th birthday and what do I get stuck doing? Travelling. Currently stuck in Lester Pearson Airport waiting to board a flight to Seattle in order to go to a conference where I get to pretend to be a salesman whilst not knowing anything I'm talking about. I want to kill myself.

As an aside some littel girl just asked me to fix her MP3 player and the thing was so archaic that I couldn't figure it out.

Birthday fail.
Life fail more like it.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:39 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Tsakali wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:img
lol are those lips for real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9inncLXAHg

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:38 am
by Captain
Aww, widdle fudgePackal had another bad day.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:30 am
by menkent
maybe he should get a tattoo on the inside of his lip and listen to some goth music :up:

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:33 am
by andyman
menkent wrote:maybe he should get a tattoo on the inside of his lip and listen to some goth music :up:
lip tattoos :olo:

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:18 am
by losCHUNK
couldve been worse, couldve been raped by a pirate wearing a cowboy outfit, then have it posted on the net before news outlets pick up on it and report you taking it up shit creek worldwide

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:24 am
by Kn0wFuRy
I hope it got happier. : )

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:42 am
by AmIdYfReAk
where the hell did you come from?

i was almost sure you died, or something.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:13 am
by Underpants?
hbd and you sound an awful lot like a whiney douchebag lately Jackal. You OK, man?

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:35 am
by Jackal
feedback wrote:I'm in seattle, are you a cool guy? You aren't going to the MS game expo are you?
No, I'm going to Seattle Casual Connect. That's pretty much why I hate this - I don't really deal much with casual games. I'm more here to just stroke people the right way so they give us (not me) lots of money. I'm not so into kissing people's asses so it's fairly annoying for me.

And yes, I'm the coolest guy.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:54 am
by feedback
Ok, I don't know when you're done with your gay computer stuff but I live on 6th and pine downtown, if you want to grab a bite or drink somewhere pm me.

Re: Worst.Birthday.Ever.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:21 am
by Peenyuh
Jackal wrote: ...waiting to board a flight to Seattle in order to ...
go to Pike Place and watch em throw fish when you get there...always cheers me up.. :shrug:
hbd

feedback wrote: ...I'm in seattle, ...
Oh shi... SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!!