EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:26 am
THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
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EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:29 am
he doesnt lie
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:37 am
I've tried it to see if the needle goes down but my huge penis is in the way.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:53 am
I PUT THE SCALES SIDEWAYS
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:19 am
i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.
EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!
EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!
Re: EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:21 am
what needle?LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
Re: EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:27 am
your penis.The HavoX wrote:what needle?LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:28 am
*decides to get drunk from Gatorade again* :icon3:
Re: EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:03 am
HOOOO+JuggerNaut+ wrote:your penis.The HavoX wrote:what needle?LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
Re: EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:13 am
scales have needles.... :icon27:The HavoX wrote:what needle?LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
see the red thing?
http://www.medisave.co.uk/images/se7613.jpg
But on *that*scale it would probably go side ways or up. :icon14:
...unless you're a small dude.
!(kg)
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:56 am
ok, never mind
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:10 am
*Looks at scale and sees 600lbs.*
Move your fat ass HavoX
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Move your fat ass HavoX
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:39 am
:lol:
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:13 am
try weighing your nuts before and after.[xeno]Julios wrote:i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.
EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!
collect enough "data" for a quality sample set and give us the mean and standard deviation... + a scatter plot with fitted line would be nice.
oh, and the first 21 grams you lose while masturbating is your soul,
every gram after that adds to the weight that will be hung from your nuts for eternity in hell.
you dirty little monster.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:20 am
your huge gut you mean, you fucking walrus :lol:GONNAFISTYA wrote:I've tried it to see if the needle goes down but my huge penis is in the way.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:21 am
one of the best threads of all time kids....
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:38 am
Chortle!Dr_Watson wrote:oh, and the first 21 grams you lose while masturbating is your soul,
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:37 am
I take it you'll be shouting your own name....
Re: EVER STAND ON BATHROOM SCALES WHILE YOU TAKE A PISS?
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:12 pm
I like to weigh myself before and after I take a shit.LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
LOL INTERNET wrote:THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:00 pm
Thats a pretty fucking precise bathrooms scale! How much did it set you back, a couple hundred dollars?[xeno]Julios wrote:i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.
EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:08 pm
WTF is a dry orgasm.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:09 pm
Think about it
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:10 pm
Never had one.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:16 pm
dry orgasm
Definition: Sexual climax without ejaculation or the release of semen. Men without a prostate gland cannot have an ejaculation but they can have an orgasm (climax).
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:33 pm
That's because someone picked your pocket while you were cumfacing.[xeno]Julios wrote:i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.
EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!