Quizial Questions
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:33 pm
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horribly blackened crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
8. What do you call male ballerinas?
9. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
13. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
14. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once actually make it arrive faster?
18. Why do Kamikazee pilots wear helmets?
2. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horribly blackened crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
8. What do you call male ballerinas?
9. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
13. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
14. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once actually make it arrive faster?
18. Why do Kamikazee pilots wear helmets?
