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I have a terrible last name. it's german, difficult to pronounce, and altogether unmemorable. I feel that if i'm only going to live once, then i should have an awesome name, or at least a decent one.

My first name is zachary, and i would like to keep that (It's just too difficult to tell people, hey, my name's not zach anymore, it's zell or something) and I'm okay with zachary. I just need a last name... something that flows well.

any ideas?

Morris

heh

agreed. go with morris.

Fuckhead.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Fuckhead.

Ziggery-Zoom.

Zachary Slickglove.

You have a fanfuckingtastic, noble, heroic first name. This name is given only to well-hung, brilliant men destined for power and glory. You must surely be desired by all women.

I've always liked Ozzy's guitarist's last name. Change it to Zakk Wyldde.

let's be honest, having a good name gets you places.

And bitches. Don't forget the bitches.

...Or take a hint from this guy.

Oh shit! Here it comes.....

Heh, there's a freak in my hometown whose name used to be Fred Koch (pronounced 'coke') until he legally changed his name to Koch Is It. The funniest part is that this moonbat was in the papers regularly (for example, he once called the cops to report being sold some shitty weed) and it cracked me up to see them calling him by his legal name. Repeatedly.

lol, blaming your problems on your name.

also, here in dutcheeland you cant change your name to anything you like, and its hugely expensive. not sure how its over there but it might be something worth looking in to

Zachary Remington

has a nice ring to it

Zachary De Amaury-De Ville

Zachary Fawaka

Lego Maniac

Zakk Lee

MKJ wrote:lol, blaming your problems on your name.

also, here in dutcheeland you cant change your name to anything you like, and its hugely expensive. not sure how its over there but it might be something worth looking in to

this is america, mkj. this is the land of the motherfuckin free do you really think it's that difficult to change your name here if people change it to i am koch, or microsoft zune, or or yeah. i can do anything i want in this country with a few major exceptions to this freedom.

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Zakk Lee

porn is definitely not on my list of future jobs. i have great fear of penis chafing.

just checking.

whoa thats a tricky one ey name makeing!

dunno whats good at all

i like the way a double 3 sylables rolls off the tonge tho

for ex zachary packery!

no offence jus sample ey

zeeko wrote:

MKJ wrote:lol, blaming your problems on your name.

also, here in dutcheeland you cant change your name to anything you like, and its hugely expensive. not sure how its over there but it might be something worth looking in to

this is america, mkj. this is the land of the motherfuckin free do you really think it's that difficult to change your name here if people change it to i am koch, or microsoft zune, or or yeah. i can do anything i want in this country with a few major exceptions to this freedom.

curse this fascist police state i live in