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Buy a car, get a free gun

A Missouri car dealer said on Thursday sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.

Uhm.....lol?

fuck yea!

"We did it because of Barack Obama."

"We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns"

wat

surely the CO2 spewed out by the trucks will do more harm than the handguns?

you liberals need to get your story straight

Amerikan car dealerships are also offering $2.99 per gallon gas cards for the life of the loan.

How stupid.

and free guns

next big thing:
"come in for communion on sundays and one sin is on the house "


should bundle nicely with that new gun

GO AMMURICA! cyuz god willz eet!

Missouri, thats why. My ex used to live in missouri.... said he paid like $400 a month for a huge house.... and him an hid buddies would get trashed and shoot shit. Missouri is pretty redneck I guess...

vileliquid1026 wrote:Missouri, thats why. My ex used to live in missouri.... said he paid like $400 a month for a huge house.... and him an hid buddies would get trashed and shoot shit. Missouri is pretty redneck I guess...

At $400 a month for a huge house it seems more like it was a huge cardboard box or trailer. A house like that probably has coffee cans for support pilons.

Missouri (Muhzurruh)...are there any eastern states below the 37th parallel that aren't redneck?

What caliber?

GONNAFISTYA wrote:

vileliquid1026 wrote:Missouri, thats why. My ex used to live in missouri.... said he paid like $400 a month for a huge house.... and him an hid buddies would get trashed and shoot shit. Missouri is pretty redneck I guess...

At $400 a month for a huge house it seems more like it was a huge cardboard box or trailer. A house like that probably has coffee cans for support pilons.

Missouri (Muhzurruh)...are there any eastern states below the 37th parallel that aren't redneck?

actually, several years ago, $400/month wasn't far off. no trailer, or shack - real houses.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Missouri (Muhzurruh)...are there any eastern states below the 37th parallel that aren't redneck?

no, there's america (new england, upper midwest, parts of california), where people believe we shouldn't torture people and spy on each other, and then there's the south, where a combination of religion, wal-mart, and the chemicals they put in french fries have put people intellectually just a hair above their own cattle.

Are you sure you didn't confuse the parts you were talking about with the ignorant, fuckwitted elitists who wouldn't begin to understand the South if he had a guidebook and got to interview people personally? Because that sounds a lot more like what you're describing, you ignorant cunt.

oh and they tend to be bitter

You're totally right, people from California who see morons spouting off at the mouth about shit that they're incapable of understanding tend to get bitter for some reason, I'm not sure why that is.

Oh, it's probably because ignorance as vast as yours is the cancer that's destroying our country, that's right. You fucking mong.

Also OMG NO NOT GUNS DON'T THEY REALIZE THEY WILL JUMP OUT OF THE GLOVEBOX AND MURDER THEIR FAMILIEAS ZOMG

lol

Poor Turing. He still gets upset whenever anyone touches his guns...or the free gun he gets with either his car purchase or the 2 for 1 chocolate bar offers at 7/11.

Nah, I mostly get upset when I see millions of people getting instantly stereotyped by idiots who pretend to be tolerant, open-minded liberals. The gun thing is just gravy.

What the fuck does being open minded have to do with free weapons when buying a car?

Oh that's right...if you don't like guns you aren't open minded.

Big Kahuna Burger wrote:

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Missouri (Muhzurruh)...are there any eastern states below the 37th parallel that aren't redneck?

no, there's america (new england, upper midwest, parts of california), where people believe we shouldn't torture people and spy on each other, and then there's the south, where a combination of religion, wal-mart, and the chemicals they put in french fries have put people intellectually just a hair above their own cattle.

There's no prejudice here at all, you're right. None whatsoever. I'm just mad about guns, not about some morans slapping themselves on the back about how much better they are than every person in a vast geographical region.

CAUGHT OUT.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:

Poor Turing. He still gets upset whenever anyone touches his guns...or the free gun he gets with either his car purchase or the 2 for 1 chocolate bar offers at 7/11.

Wait. 7-11 has two-fers on chocolate bars?! BRB.

Not just two-fers on chocolate bars...but a free handgun with every two-fer you buy!!!

lol, if I got called out for being a small-minded prejudiced cunt, I would probably try to cover it up with a smokescreen about guns and then change the subject, too. Don't worry. It happens a lot with people that I crush.