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Instead of getting wedding rings a couple decided to bite each-other's ring finger off.

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html

The best quote is:

CLIVE:
And if we ever break up we’ll just tell people it’s a permanent shocker.
Think about it...


GILLIAN:
Shut up.

OMFG thats sick!

CLIVE:
On our ten year anniversary we’re going to take off the next joint, and then the whole finger on our twentieth.

...

btw i didn't get the permanent shocker joke...

Never heard of the Shocker?

http://www.nitz.net/sex.html

The Shocker
When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

edit: The definition doesn't make it clear, but you should picture the position your hand is in while you're doing it. The ring finger is bent at the knuckle to get it out of the way.

This is another one of those OUCH!! threads *lol*

Stupid people.

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ugh... What the hell...?! ^shiver^

The woman is an absolute goth.

very fuckable...

R00k wrote:Never heard of the Shocker?

http://www.nitz.net/sex.html

The Shocker
When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

edit: The definition doesn't make it clear, but you should picture the position your hand is in while you're doing it. The ring finger is bent at the knuckle to get it out of the way.

ahahah tx. I've heard of the venus butterfly, which is familiar.

these dualistic techniques work quite well

ewwww....

What the fuck!
Hope i never meet a girl like that...

I’ve had a little skin retraction so a bit more bone is exposed than seems right

No shit.

[xeno]Julios wrote:

CLIVE:
On our ten year anniversary we’re going to take off the next joint, and then the whole finger on our twentieth.

...

btw i didn't get the permanent shocker joke...

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

retards...

Some are repeats, cba to filter. Some are pretty dumb, but others are :lol:

2 in the beaver 1 in the cleaver
2 in the coot, 1 in the boot
2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the front, 1 in the shunt
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 for the gish, 1 for the fish
2 in the gash, 1 in the stash
2 for the crack, 1 in the back
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose
2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk
2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper
2 in the place, 1 in the ace
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 in the poon, 1 on the moon
2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver
2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin
2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff
2 in the play, 1 in the gay
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty
2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
Two for the friend, one in the end
Two for the kitty, one in the shitty
Two for the moose, one in the caboose
Two in the bank, one in the stank
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever
Two in the bush, one in the tush
Two in the cherry, one in the fairy
Two in the coot, one in the poot
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the cootie, one in the booty
Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the cum, one in the bum
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
Two in the fun, one in the bun
Two in the giney, one in the hiney
Two in the goo, one in the poo
Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye
Two in the humper, one in the dumper
Two in the junk, one in the trunk
Two in her meat, one in her seat
Two in the muff, one in the stuff
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot
Two in the play, one in the gay
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate
Two in the poon, one in the moon
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny
Two in the slit, one in the shit

Two in the sludge, one in the fudge
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch
Two in the soup, one in the poop
Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!"
Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps
Two where you eat, one in the seat
Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn
Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
2 in the sludge, 1 in the fudge
2 in the snapper, one in the crapper
Two in the pus, one in the caboose.
Two in the trench, one in the stench.
Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna.
Two in the box, one in the musk ox.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the Book, one in the nook.
Two in the nook, one in the cranny.
Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy.
Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho.
Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop.
Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh!


Two in the boink, one in the doink.
Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt.
Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco.
Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch.
Two in the twat, one in the coin slot.
Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout.
Two in the cola, one in the hole-a.
Two in the chud, one in the rosebud.


Two in the n type, one in the p type.
Two in the base, one in the depletion region.
Two in the LED, one in the EDBD.
Two in the valence, one in the conduction.
Two in the electron, one in the hole.
Two in the bozon, one in the phonon.
Two in the collector, one the emitter.
Two in the acid, one in the base.
Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker.
Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole.


Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what.
Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring.
Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch!).
Two in the snow, one in the glow.
Two in the oven, one in the shovin'.
Two in the closet, one in the composite.
Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot.
Two in the V, one in the A.
Two in the hamburger, one in the buns.
Two in the couch, one in the loveseat.
Two in the flesh, one in the butt.
Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts!)
Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS!

[xeno]Julios wrote: ahahah tx. I've heard of the venus butterfly, which is familiar.

these dualistic techniques work quite well

You are correct. :icon32:

Fender wrote:Two in the beaver, one to check for fever

Two in the box, one in the musk ox.

Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho

:lol:

BME has freaking disturbing stuff. I remember seeing pictures from twin brothers who decided to ampute an arm to have it put bellow the armpit of his twin brother's arm.

lol, if you'd be able to connect the nerves maybe he could even use that arm a bit

Fucking hell I was eating.

Nice tattoo :lol:

MaCaBr3 wrote:BME has freaking disturbing stuff. I remember seeing pictures from twin brothers who decided to ampute an arm to have it put bellow the armpit of his twin brother's arm.

BME owns, i know someone who's on there somewhere. You can't see her ear for piercings