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PMS Menopause

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:33 pm
by Guest
Hello.

This will be my second girlfriend.
Cold, Hot, a nightmare...
Most of you are young but wait t'ill your girl friend get it.
I would have warned you at least.
Bad temper...

Pete

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:34 pm
by FragaGeddon
and?

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:45 pm
by Guest
Picture me banging my head on a wall... right now...

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:58 pm
by bork[e]
I'll stick to picturing you banging on my cock for now ok.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:00 am
by phantasmagoria
why are you stalking kracus, borke?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:17 am
by Fender
So which is it? PMS or menopause?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:18 am
by Oblivi0.on
both

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:27 am
by Guest
Fender wrote:So which is it? PMS or menopause?
PMS just last like one week or so, menopause Start around 45 and can last two years. Ask your mother or your grand mother about it.

BTW Thanks Oblivi0.on for the precision.

Pete

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:57 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Memphis wrote:'so Auntie, what's vaginal discharge all about then? Oh and more peas please.'
lol

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:03 am
by Massive Quasars
I've heard that women become more reasonable after (not during) menopause.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:21 am
by R00k
Once you hit menopause, you don't have to worry about PMS anymore. At least that's my understanding.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:23 am
by shadd_.
R00k wrote:Once you hit menopause, you don't have to worry about PMS anymore. At least that's my understanding.
THANK GOD I WAS GETTING WORRIED THERE!

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:30 am
by ForM
The good and the bad about menopause:

The good: Yes its true thay no longer go through the menstral cycle and yes that means no PMS syndrome. After all a woman that is PMS'ing can be a brute force of its own nature. So some men welcome the advancement for a woman.


The Bad: While PMS no longer occures some women become more active sexually. Some of ya may think hay cool thats just what I want. But you have to remember these women who are now in menopause stage are advanceing in years. Yes many are already bulking up and starting to look like the "Grandma" that thay actually might already be. Im sure that paints a pretty blatent picture.
So now you dont have a woman that bitches about droping a napkin, but rather a sex beast that looks like hell.

So which is better?

A woman in her younger years bitching while shes PMS'ing?

Or the over the hill super sexual beast that jiggels when she taps a foot.

You decide.


Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:07 am
by chiQ
Menopause is like a big long PMS, after which the female body starts to crumble. NOT a box of fluffies mate.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:47 pm
by SplishSplash
What is this thread about?
PMS or menopause?

Pete better starts making some sense.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:49 pm
by SplishSplash
chiQ wrote:Menopause is like a big long PMS, after which the female body starts to crumble. NOT a box of fluffies mate.
Thank god I'm a man.

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 7:25 am
by ajerara
Well, maybe the gnarly old women look good to gnarly old men. I doubut if the post menopausal women are going to be expecting any action from people the general age of people on this board.

Re: PMS Menopause

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:04 am
by Cool Blue
pete wrote:Hello.

This will be my second girlfriend.
Cold, Hot, a nightmare...
Most of you are young but wait t'ill your girl friend get it.
I would have warned you at least.
Bad temper...

Pete
Tell her to fuck off.

Women get away with being such cunts with lame excuses like that. It's NO excuse to treat you like shit. Just like a bad day at work. NO excuse. Tell her to grow the fuck up.

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:33 am
by chiQ
ajerara wrote:Well, maybe the gnarly old women look good to gnarly old men. I doubut if the post menopausal women are going to be expecting any action from people the general age of people on this board.
Never mind how they look. It's how they feel during, and what they suffer after menopause that matters. Apparently it's miserable as the body adjusts, and decalcification, loss of skin and joint elasticity, etc. afterwards mean women suddenly become a fair bit more fragile. Sounds like a bloody nightmare to me. I can see why so many women brave the risks of HRT when they hit that phase of life.

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:39 am
by Massive Quasars
That's quite a burden, I echo Splish's sentiments.

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:05 pm
by axbaby
christ .. don't get me started on this subject!!!!!!!

Re: PMS Menopause

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:07 pm
by axbaby
quoting Cool Blue

Tell her to fuck off.

Women get away with being such cunts with lame excuses like that. It's NO excuse to treat you like shit. Just like a bad day at work. NO excuse. Tell her to grow the fuck up.
it makes em angrier and you don't get any gobble gobble for 4 generations.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:59 pm
by Guest
Please

Re: PMS Menopause

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:19 pm
by Ryoki
Cool Blue wrote: Tell her to fuck off.

Women get away with being such cunts with lame excuses like that. It's NO excuse to treat you like shit. Just like a bad day at work. NO excuse. Tell her to grow the fuck up.
Haha, that's some shit advice right there.