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bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:29 pm
by scared?
“Do you believe in Extra-terrestrial life?” Shatner replied in the affirmative saying “of course, it is beyond a certainty that there is life out there.” Shat then went on to say (in complete seriousness) that he had insider info on Martians:
"I will let you in on a little secret, that I have been told not to reveal. So I wont reveal who told me, but there is going to be new information about Mars. It wont be too long away, about the existence of life."
http://trekmovie.com/2008/04/09/shatner ... e-on-mars/


scared?...

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:00 pm
by Foo
I'm a dish-wash-man. DISHWASHMAN! Tied up to the sink in here.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:04 pm
by Lieutenant Dan
I'm scared.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:17 pm
by Doombrain
I didn't read the post but I'm guessing geoff thinks the enterprise is real and star trek was a fly on the wall documentary.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:18 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Foo wrote:I'm a dish-wash-man. DISHWASHMAN! Tied up to the sink in here.
hahaha

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:43 pm
by Transient
Foo wrote:I'm a dish-wash-man. DISHWASHMAN! Tied up to the sink in here.
Just a suburban guy on a saturday night
Cleanin' the dishes for his wife
In the real time world no one sees him at all
They all say he's lazy

Scrubbin' dishes to the beat of his heart
Changing grime into shine
He has cleaned into the danger zone
When the washer becomes the washed

It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
All the while you're stuck between
What's will and what will be

(CHORUS)
He's a dishwasher, dishwasher at the sink
And he's washing like he never washed before
He's a dishwasher, dishwasher at the sink
And he's washing like he never washed before

On the Ajax-filled line of sanity
It's a place most never see
It's a hard-won place of mystery
You can scrub it but can't clean it

You don't work all your life for that moment in time
It can come or pass you by
It's a push of the world but there's always a chance
If the disposal stays alive

There's a warm kinetic heat
Scrubbing, scraping off the beet
Never stopping
With his plate against the brush

(CHORUS)

la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la

(instrumental break)

It can cut you like a knife
If the gift becomes the fire
All the while you're stuck between
What's will and what will be

He's a dishwasher, dishwasher at the sink
And he's washing like he never washed before
He's a dishwasher, dishwasher at the sink
And he's washing like he never washed before

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:57 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
If they indeed find some sort of slime-live on Mars he may know something and not share it.

They could have found something months ago with the rovers (or whenever) and were just taking the time to make sure they're right before announcing it.

If you were a scientist and were about to make the most profound fact-based statement in human existence (a serious attempt...not a typical go0f post) then wouldn't you want to make sure you had it right? Who knows?

The fact that go0f is posting this and that it came from one of the most rambunctious public figures in history is what strains credibility.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:59 pm
by seremtan
SET PHASERS TO MR MUSCLE!

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:02 pm
by seremtan
GONNAFISTYA wrote:They could have found something months ago with the rovers (or whenever) and were just taking the time to make sure they're right before announcing it.
rofl...

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:07 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Are you convinced that there's no chance for life on Mars? What about Europa?

On a serious point...just like the cure for cancer, all big truths need verification. Crying wolf makes people ignore you. I'm guessing probably when the day comes that we do cure cancer or find ET life...most people won't believe it at first. Probably not for months.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:06 pm
by MrPink
well you'd keep it a secret until you knew it was concrete for sure... well, apart from letting William Shatner in on it first of course.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:12 pm
by Dr_Watson
well... there certainly will be life on mars soon ... providing the monkey survives the flight.

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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:27 pm
by Foo
MrPink wrote:well you'd keep it a secret until you knew it was concrete for sure... well, apart from letting William Shatner in on it first of course.
The first thing I would do is inform Shatner on the NASA-Shatner line :up:

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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:32 pm
by shiv4
I trust Shatner. He's been almost 20 years in space so he must know.

more insider info:
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Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:42 am
by seremtan
GONNAFISTYA wrote:Are you convinced that there's no chance for life on Mars? What about Europa?
i'm convinced that if there were, NASA wouldn't be giving shatner the secret heads-up

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:59 pm
by scared?
seems to me that space nerds would tell shatner before anyone...trying be all non-nerdy...i say its real...

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:22 pm
by Grudge
makes me think of this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/

Image

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:08 pm
by seremtan
sheriff mars!

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:16 pm
by Tsakali_
it makes sense, Shatner is the proper candidate for ambassador of mars relations... there is no alien he hasn't met and hasn't shagged, what better negotiation skills could you ask for.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:17 pm
by Tsakali_
lol geoff you whore!

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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:25 pm
by Ryoki
seremtan wrote:
i'm convinced that if there were, NASA wouldn't be giving shatner the secret heads-up
Why not? It seems like the only logical course of action.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:09 pm
by seremtan
give it a rest mate

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:14 am
by MKJ
shatner would get a secret ahead-warpfactor2-up, more likely.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:27 pm
by CaseDogg
mambi pambi.

Re: bill shatner has a little secret to tell u...

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:41 pm
by Cory
shitless.