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i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:23 am
by phantasmagoria
...and it's still blocked over 12 hours later. What's the best method of shifting it?
I've tried ramming the bowl with the toilet brush, repeated flushing and my housemate even stuck a hose down it and blew, attempting to dislodge, or at least blow a hole in the blockage, all to no avail.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:25 am
by Dave
Auger
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:25 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
wait another 12 hours and see if it clears up
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:25 am
by Underpants?
brash, headbanging thrash-whores usually do these things.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:26 am
by Dark Metal
Shit again, and flush repeatedly.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:27 am
by phantasmagoria
i'm no thrash whore and am hurt by the fact you think i am

Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:27 am
by phantasmagoria
Dark Metal wrote:Shit again, and flush repeatedly.
it just made the water more brown

Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:30 am
by Transient
Plunger?
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:33 am
by +JuggerNaut+
you'd think.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:34 am
by R00k
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:37 am
by +JuggerNaut+
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:you'd think.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:37 am
by phantasmagoria
i'll buy me one tomorrow. yum yum
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:38 am
by +JuggerNaut+
oh and.. T&T

Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:38 am
by R00k
Would I think?
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:38 am
by phantasmagoria
need quick reply etc.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:39 am
by R00k
Yea, off to the Turds & Tubes forum with you.

Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:39 am
by +JuggerNaut+
btw, stay away from these:

Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:40 am
by Underpants?
R00k wrote:Transient wrote:Plunger?
and miss out on that rich pungent aroma.
HAY THESE FORUMS IS SOOPER DOOPER FAST LAYTLEY COO COO CA CHOO
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:40 am
by phantasmagoria
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:btw, stay away from these:

i was going to go traditional. that looks like some sort of ribbed for extra pleasure buttplug o.O
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:55 am
by andyman
have your roomie suck instead of blow. siphon that shit
this thread calls for pics!!!!!
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:10 am
by Transient
phantasmagoria wrote:
i was going to go traditional. that looks like some sort of ribbed for extra pleasure buttplug o.O
Even the toilet needs some lovin'.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:10 am
by Dark Metal
andyman wrote:
this thread calls for pics!!!!!
No, it does not.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:13 am
by xer0s
Transient wrote:Plunger?
This is the obvious choice.
If you don't have a plunger in the house, you're an amateur.
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:18 am
by Bacon
get a snake... and no not the animal
Re: i did a massive shit this morning and blocked the toilet
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:32 am
by SplEEb
Happened to me on Sunday, only that wasn't enough. The chain on the flapper decided to bunch up and not shut the water off. So 5 minutes later my wife is fuckin screaming at me, cause she knows she is cleaning it up. Plunger for the win.