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Of all the stupid things

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:18 am
by Uaintseenme
I'm walking down the stairs, coming inside from a smoke (first one of the day, so I'm kinda dizzy if you know what that's like), as I'm walking I here this crackling noise under my left foot...so I turn around and look 'cause I'm like "What the fuck was that?". As soon as I turn around I totally forget that there's a lowered part of my ceiling and *SMACK* goes my hard forehead against the ceiling. Luckily it's only a red mark. :dork:

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:19 am
by Geebs
Well, what was it?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:19 am
by Guest
Hey bet you feel stupid.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:20 am
by losCHUNK
all good, try ironing half a shirt before someone walks in the room and calls you a plonker because the iron was off :D

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:20 am
by Uaintseenme
That's the weird thing, there wasn't a fuckin thing on the stairs. I think it was fate.
Geebs wrote:Well, what was it?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:22 am
by bork[e]
Why do you make your quotes upsidedown?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:23 am
by losCHUNK
australian ?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:32 am
by Uaintseenme
That's how I've always done it, I like it that way.
bork[e] wrote:Why do you make your quotes upsidedown?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:34 am
by Guest
So tell me.

Are you attracted to brad pitt and edward norton or are you secretly hoping for a gay love afair between the two?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:36 am
by Uaintseenme
lol, I like Fight Club, and I can't think of anything too creative, so I decided to make it apparent that my former self Zerofactor is gone and now I'm Uaint. But to answer your question though, no. I like pussy.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:38 am
by bork[e]
hmmm, have any good links?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:39 am
by Canidae
Sounds like living in your parents basement is getting the best of you.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:40 am
by Guest
Uaintseenme wrote:lol, I like Fight Club, and I can't think of anything too creative, so I decided to make it apparent that my former self Zerofactor is gone and now I'm Uaint. But to answer your question though, no. I like pussy.
... :icon28:

Fill in the blank.

My _______ sense is tingling!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:41 am
by Uaintseenme
Hey, I'm workin for my shit. Not everyone's parents hand them a car and money for rent to get an apt. :p
Canidae wrote:Sounds like living in your parents basement is getting the best of you.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:42 am
by Uaintseenme
stfu
Kracus wrote:
Uaintseenme wrote:lol, I like Fight Club, and I can't think of anything too creative, so I decided to make it apparent that my former self Zerofactor is gone and now I'm Uaint. But to answer your question though, no. I like pussy.
... :icon28:

Fill in the blank.

My _______ sense is tingling!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:43 am
by Guest
:icon19:

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:44 am
by Uaintseenme
What would you like my sig. to be? Some nearly bare hot chick's ass? It's been done.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:44 am
by Guest
It'd make it harder to call you a faggot.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:45 am
by bork[e]
No, Kracus is a rock star...he gets all the hot chicks ok?

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:45 am
by Guest
I'm just fucking with ya tbh... I'm bored... :tear:

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:45 am
by Uaintseenme
True, but it's hard to come up with anything new these days. I'll think about it on my 2 days off.

EDIT: OH OK I'LL JUST BE PARANOID NOW KTHX ;)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:47 am
by bork[e]
So, do you get paid vacations...becouse at my job I get paid vacations. Let us use this as an example............I get off for two days, and where most people will not get those two days paid I do. It's like I never take off. HOW GREAT IS THAT EH?
Uaintseenme wrote:True, but it's hard to come up with anything new these days. I'll think about it on my 2 days off.

EDIT: OH OK I'LL JUST BE PARANOID NOW KTHX ;)

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:48 am
by Uaintseenme
lol that's pretty cool, But since I haven't passed my 90 day probation, sick/personal days won't be available to me. Plus if I were able to do taht, they'd probably try to screw the money out of me. These guys won't let you have overtime, if you get it, they force you to go home early some other day.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:36 am
by Uaintseenme
stupid number 2: I goto work at my scheduled time, 10pm. Swipe my card through the clock in machine *Rejected: Not Scheduled*. It seems I jumped ahead of myself on the schedule and came in on my night off. :icon29:

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:05 am
by MKJ
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