Quake3World

What's not to love about 'em?
Went to Victory Lane Karting for some kick-ass indoor karting this evening, then headed to the Uptown Cabaret for beers and boobies. Strippers rule, and they fucking crack me up.

They take it all off in Canada.

Don't we know it

When Ax comes back around in the spring we should have a CAN-US get together in Niagara Falls and show the Q3wers from down low what a girl really looks like

I hate how stripper glitter clings to my body like Spider-Man's symbiote

Then maybe you shouldn't let him rub his junk against you?

but does your wife know about it ?

unless she was the stripper

Would you be complaining if your wife was a strippper?

I think not...

Their there for one thing, your money.

More ons.

You must still be drunk.

i have yet to be to a strip club where all the girls were at least decent. my only somewhat good experience was at the Palomino in vegas. it's suposedly the only place that serves alcohol and the girls get completely nude. there were a few extremely hot girls. i actually talked up the hottest one i could find to gave me a "private" tour of the back room. halfway through her lapdance she said for $300 i could do whatever i wanted with her. that's when i finally told her i didn't have any cash. hahaha the look on her face was priceless. she went stone cold, stood up, grabbed her strings and left me there all alone in the booth. good times, good times.

ForM wrote:Their there for one thing, your money.

More ons.

Before I was engaged, I banged a couple. One I picked up after she stripped for me. It was awesome, loaded girl, spending insane amounts of money on you.

ForM wrote:Their there for one thing, your money.

They're

Grandpa Stu wrote:i have yet to be to a strip club where all the girls were at least decent. my only somewhat good experience was at the Palomino in vegas. it's suposedly the only place that serves alcohol and the girls get completely nude. there were a few extremely hot girls. i actually talked up the hottest one i could find to gave me a "private" tour of the back room. halfway through her lapdance she said for $300 i could do whatever i wanted with her. that's when i finally told her i didn't have any cash. hahaha the look on her face was priceless. she went stone cold, stood up, grabbed her strings and left me there all alone in the booth. good times, good times.

You do realize that price is based on where you are positioned on the stripper-john ugliness index.

Canidae wrote:

Grandpa Stu wrote:i have yet to be to a strip club where all the girls were at least decent. my only somewhat good experience was at the Palomino in vegas. it's suposedly the only place that serves alcohol and the girls get completely nude. there were a few extremely hot girls. i actually talked up the hottest one i could find to gave me a "private" tour of the back room. halfway through her lapdance she said for $300 i could do whatever i wanted with her. that's when i finally told her i didn't have any cash. hahaha the look on her face was priceless. she went stone cold, stood up, grabbed her strings and left me there all alone in the booth. good times, good times.

You do realize that price is based on where you are positioned on the stripper-john ugliness index.

Why? Was your quote a $1,000?

I'm feeling the burn!

Years ago I occasionally worked at a strip club. 10 minutes playing, watch strippers, 10 more minutes playing, etc. I ended up dating one of the strippers there for about 6 months or so. She had a great body. Ex ballet dancer and heavily into fitness.
This one. Censored pics of course

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/merlin.five/tess9.JPG
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/merlin.five/tess4.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/merlin.five/tess2.jpg

Canidae wrote:I'm feeling the burn!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

fucking hell, tranny alert

MKJ wrote:fucking hell, tranny alert

Trust me, she's the best shag you never had.

How much did she set you back?

Massive Quasars wrote:How much did she set you back?

Huh?

Drum showing off pussy he got in the eighties

Ryoki wrote:Drum showing off pussy he got in the eighties

Yes you're right, thanks for reminding everyone of what I posted 3 replies back, I'm sure they all have a short memory

20 year old picture

Ryoki wrote:20 year old picture

10 years old actually. I remember because I was also seeing another female at the same time.