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New Lara Croft : 'Legend'
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:33 pm
by DRuM
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:37 pm
by DRuM
I think her right ass cheek is a bit too low, and her tits are a bit too small.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:42 pm
by 4days
surely the ass cheek thing is just stance.
apparently her tits have been reduced because they bounce around now instead of just being large. why they couldn't be large and bounce i don't know.
STFU SMELLY BIG NOSED HEEB
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:43 pm
by MrSparkle
Why do they keep making new Tomb Raider games when all of them suck balls?
P.S. - Scheisse Juden.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:46 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
you just made honushi's day
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:53 pm
by axbaby
camel toe now on video game characters .. what next.
just suft murd
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:56 pm
by Grudge
a million 13-year old nerds just jizzed in their "special" socks
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:57 pm
by DRuM
MrSparkle wrote:Why do they keep making new Tomb Raider games when all of them suck balls?
P.S. - Scheisse Juden.
All TR games are great . One day sparkle you'll figure out that you're meant to make lara move, shoot, fight and solve puzzles. ^_^
axbaby wrote:camel toe now on video game characters .. what next.
just suft murd
You're right!
ftus xa
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:08 pm
by DRuM
4days wrote:surely the ass cheek thing is just stance.
Yeah, just looks like it's a bit too steeply angled for realistic scale. Not much though.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:10 pm
by PhoeniX
DRuM wrote:MrSparkle wrote:Why do they keep making new Tomb Raider games when all of them suck balls?
P.S. - Scheisse Juden.
All TR games are great . One day sparkle you'll figure out that you're meant to make lara move, shoot, fight and solve puzzles. ^_^
You're right!
ftus xa
I didn't like it either; found them a bit boring. Their game studios used to be a few miles from me until they moved to the US.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:22 pm
by Massive Quasars
4days wrote:surely the ass cheek thing is just stance.
apparently her tits have been reduced because they bounce around now instead of just being large. why they couldn't be large and bounce i don't know.
That's the selling point for their shitty games, are they trying to shoot themselves in the foot?
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:23 pm
by Fender
AoD was just plain awful. Got it for free w/ my sound card. Played for 30 minutes and uninstalled. Horrible, horrible game. PoP is the new TombRaider.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:28 pm
by Grudge
Same with me - I got it with my R9800Pro - installed it, played for half an hour and uninstalled it.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:29 pm
by Grudge
DRuM wrote:4days wrote:surely the ass cheek thing is just stance.
Yeah, just looks like it's a bit too steeply angled for realistic scale. Not much though.
Her entire appearance is highly unrealistic.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:30 pm
by TheRealZimbabwe
Not really overly impressed. I mean the model is great and all, but I guess for some reason I expected more. Her hair, ponytail and legs look low poly, and I think her face is a bit too cartoony. Then again, it depends on when they aim on releasing it. but for the next-gen Croft, I was expecting more...
Plus: AOD was ridiculous.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:33 pm
by Fender
She has Popeye calves. Look at them, they are basically the same size as her thighs.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:36 pm
by DRuM
Grudge wrote:DRuM wrote:4days wrote:surely the ass cheek thing is just stance.
Yeah, just looks like it's a bit too steeply angled for realistic scale. Not much though.
Her entire appearance is highly unrealistic.
Yes of course, but everything else on her body seems to be in correct proportion or size in relation to everything else. Except her right ass cheek :icon25:
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:38 pm
by DRuM
Memphis wrote:DRuM wrote:
All TR games are great
Bollocks
AOD is possibly the worst game ever made. Ever.
Phillistine!
Actually, it's the worst control system ever and there are more bugs in it than an ant hill. But the gameplay is sweet.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:55 pm
by Doombrain
fucking hell, they made her ginger. fucking idiots
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:26 pm
by Geebs
DRuM wrote:One day sparkle you'll figure out that you're meant to make lara move, shoot, fight and solve puzzles. ^_^
That's funny, I thought that the only thing to do in Tomb Raider was get Lara to step off a platform and go "unf".
FAKK2 owns the crap out of every Tomb Raider game ever.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:13 pm
by rep
So this is all the XBOX2 and PS3 can handle? Count me out.
Console upgrades are just for graphics. They've got 5.1, HD-out, broadband play, and all that shit already. XBOX2 and PS3 are just graphics upgrades and they're giving us something that looks like FMV models from old PlayStation game.
Why are they so afraid to use a realistic style? Changing the look of a series doesn't always hurt it. DOOM 64 is the most beautiful DOOM game, for example. The worst that could happen is for it to flop like the digitized Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game. Mortal Kombat for example went 3D with Mortal Kombat 4, and though the series was already on the rocks because of the idiocy of making "ULTIMATE" MK3, a game so "ULTIMATE" that the original MK3 was better in everyone's books... Anyway, when it changed it's looks to 3D it didn't catch on at first but when MK5 came, holy shit everyone loved it.
I was impressed with the last round of James Bond games that used actual actors. The same goes for Onimusha 3, although using something like five actual people and the rest are generic CG looking ninjas is still trash.
Just take Ms. Lohan and digitize her and upgrade her to look as she will when she's 25. That's about the age I put Lara around, not too old, but certainly not a teenager. I know her backstory is that she's the daughter of some rich fuck, but I don't buy that a 17 year old would be doing Dr. Henry Jones Jr. type shit.
Also: Idiot game developers, go outside. Women aren't required to wear these sort of clothes to be hot. The magic in sexuality and beauty is not seeing the tit, but wanting to see the tit.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:16 pm
by Nightshade
axbaby wrote:camel toe now on video game characters .. what next.
Moose knuckle.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:21 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Nightshade wrote:axbaby wrote:camel toe now on video game characters .. what next.
Moose knuckle.
ah, ya bastard.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:06 pm
by XaNaDu
she needs bigger boobs to match those thighs
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:09 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
yeah, they need to move some of the meat on her calves and add them to her boobs. as it is now, you won't be able to make her lick her nipples in-game.