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if ur gonna shoot urself in the head...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:42 pm
by Freakaloin
where would be the best location for the desired result? just wondering...just in case...

i know of a guy who shot himself with a shotty in the mouth and he lived...its kinda tricky i guess...

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:46 pm
by Guest
Test it out and let us know when you find the best spot.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:54 pm
by tnf
Go from the back, not the front. Hit the brainstem so that the portion of the brain responsible for all the critical processes to life (the ones that Shaivo had) are gone....

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:55 pm
by werldhed
I'd say aim for the brainstem and hypothalamus. The most of the rest of the brain is for movement, sensation, memory, speech, etc. The brainstem and hypothalamus regulate things like breathing, metabolism, body temp, etc.
i.e., with the gun in your mouth, aim to the back of the skull, not up towards to the top.

edit. Damn, too slow again. :icon25:

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:02 pm
by tnf
Too slow because you gave all that extra detail. Succinct...that is the key. :D

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:04 pm
by tnf
Especially when (if you haven't already) are taking your PhD prelims, or defending a paper, or whatever...give just enough info to answer the professor's questions...then let THEM ask for more if they want it. Never fall into the trap of attempting to 'impress' them by dropping in extra tidbits of stuff that might only be tangentially related to the question at hand. I can remember seeing this happen, and one of those 'extra tidbits' the person used to fluff up their answer happened to be a main focus of one of the professor's research for the last 20 years...so it opened a can of worms and left the presenter (a young woman) in tears in front of an entire auditorium of people.
I felt bad.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:05 pm
by Deathshroud
tnf wrote:Especially when (if you haven't already) are taking your PhD prelims, or defending a paper, or whatever...give just enough info to answer the professor's questions...then let THEM ask for more if they want it. Never fall into the trap of attempting to 'impress' them by dropping in extra tidbits of stuff that might only be tangentially related to the question at hand. I can remember seeing this happen, and one of those 'extra tidbits' the person used to fluff up their answer happened to be a main focus of one of the professor's research for the last 20 years...so it opened a can of worms and left the presenter (a young woman) in tears in front of an entire auditorium of people.
I felt bad.
What did she do? Act like she knew a lot and get shot down hard?

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:07 pm
by Ryoki
The bathroom. With any luck, the tiles will make the bullet ricochet at a misfire increasing the chances of overall succes.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:08 pm
by saturn
take a shotgun you silly fag

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:09 pm
by tnf
Pretty much. I can't remember the exact thing...it had something to do with what are called 'codon biases' that she was looking at in a bacteria called campylobacter jejuni. She had made mention of them, although this wasn't what she was really researching (her research was looking at some proteins required for its internalization by intestinal epithilial cells). A professor in the audience asked how she accounted for 3 prime wobble in her codon bias info, and things went downhill from there...because he basically ended up telling her that the big table of data she had on the overhead actually meant absolutely nothing.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:22 pm
by Dark Metal
tnf saved this thread.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:23 pm
by tnf
Dark Metal wrote:tnf saved this thread.
How?

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:24 pm
by CaseDogg
tnf wrote:
Dark Metal wrote:tnf saved this thread.
How?
cuz if you hadnt posted valid stuiff he'da closed it.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:26 pm
by Dark Metal
By providing legimate and thought provoking information in an otherwise retard filled thread.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:27 pm
by tnf
tnf for mod!
hehe

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:27 pm
by Dark Metal
CaseDogg wrote:
tnf wrote:
Dark Metal wrote:tnf saved this thread.
How?
cuz if you hadnt posted valid stuiff he'da closed it.
Or what I said... :)

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:29 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
It's Dark Mallard!

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:30 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
aka Ducky from pretty in pink

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:30 pm
by CaseDogg
Dark Metal wrote:
CaseDogg wrote:
tnf wrote: How?
cuz if you hadnt posted valid stuiff he'da closed it.
Or what I said... :)
:) ;)

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:32 pm
by Dark Metal
Shut it fool.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:32 pm
by CaseDogg
my bad. :paranoid:

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:49 pm
by werldhed
tnf wrote:Especially when (if you haven't already) are taking your PhD prelims, or defending a paper, or whatever...give just enough info to answer the professor's questions...then let THEM ask for more if they want it. Never fall into the trap of attempting to 'impress' them by dropping in extra tidbits of stuff that might only be tangentially related to the question at hand. I can remember seeing this happen, and one of those 'extra tidbits' the person used to fluff up their answer happened to be a main focus of one of the professor's research for the last 20 years...so it opened a can of worms and left the presenter (a young woman) in tears in front of an entire auditorium of people.
I felt bad.
That's actually really good advice. I haven't started my own thesis work yet, so I never thought about that. I know when I do have to give various presentations or oral arguments, I'll be in front of a collection of various specialists, so I won't want to bring up a topic I really don't know inside and out. I've seen some grad students give presentations, and they seem to just do what you said -- give as little info as possible.
I guess I'm used to publications and grant reports, where you want to report on every possible thing your research might affect, just to cover your ass. Thanks for the advice, though. :icon17:

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:02 pm
by DRuM
tnf wrote:Go from the back, not the front. Hit the brainstem so that the portion of the brain responsible for all the critical processes to life (the ones that Shaivo had) are gone....
:(

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:46 pm
by Nightshade
tnf wrote:Especially when (if you haven't already) are taking your PhD prelims, or defending a paper, or whatever...give just enough info to answer the professor's questions...then let THEM ask for more if they want it. Never fall into the trap of attempting to 'impress' them by dropping in extra tidbits of stuff that might only be tangentially related to the question at hand. I can remember seeing this happen, and one of those 'extra tidbits' the person used to fluff up their answer happened to be a main focus of one of the professor's research for the last 20 years...so it opened a can of worms and left the presenter (a young woman) in tears in front of an entire auditorium of people.
I felt bad.
*scribbles down on paper*

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:52 pm
by tnf
Nightshade wrote:
tnf wrote:Especially when (if you haven't already) are taking your PhD prelims, or defending a paper, or whatever...give just enough info to answer the professor's questions...then let THEM ask for more if they want it. Never fall into the trap of attempting to 'impress' them by dropping in extra tidbits of stuff that might only be tangentially related to the question at hand. I can remember seeing this happen, and one of those 'extra tidbits' the person used to fluff up their answer happened to be a main focus of one of the professor's research for the last 20 years...so it opened a can of worms and left the presenter (a young woman) in tears in front of an entire auditorium of people.
I felt bad.
*scribbles down on paper*
In fact, it is always good to answer minimally, then say to the person "Have I addressed your question completely?" or something to that effect....