Quake3World

Not even animals like the tree-infested ghettos known as forests. Some squirrels will wake up in the middle of the night to find a vine trying to grow around their necks. Unfortunately, many squirrels never wake up at all, leaving behind only their lifeless bodies dangling from the treetops.

Trees regularly fall on wildlife in the forests. These unprovoked attacks paralyze the animals, leaving them completely incapable of feeding themselves. Sometimes adorable furry creatures trip over fallen logs, shattering the bones in their legs. These animals usually die a long tedious death from starvation. Concussions in forests are a regular occurance. I don't understand why animal lovers are so against this. Obviously, most animals hate forests.