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Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:04 pm**

I'm back at the parents' place overnight and my bedroom is crawling with spiders. What the feck? Summer heat must have brought them in through the loft space or something. There's little clusters of them in the corners of the room.

Its a fecking good job I've been starting to work my way out of severe arachnophobia.... I'm getting used to ones about this size. But this is a bit of a test.

Filthy scuttering furry-legged fuckers.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:05 pm**

Spiders kill other crap you don't want in the house.. unless they're biting you at night on your pecker, leave them be.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:15 pm**

Right but I'm OK with all the other bugs, just not the spiders.

Eh, I just shook my bedsheet off and about 5 fell out.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:16 pm**

My parent's house is the same way. The largest, ugliest, black spiders are always waiting for me in the basement when I come in or leave. The years they didn't have spider problems, they had bat problems.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:17 pm**

Clearly, your moms are witches.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:18 pm**

I learned from our last house that the state of the garden = the number of spiders in the house.

If you've got a shitty garden full of bushes and/or overgrown, you'll have a house full of random big spiders. But with a well kept lawn and seasonals, you get a lighter volume of the smaller ones.

Plus you get more if you have a cellar or if you're in the middle of the country.

I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:24 pm**

Foo wrote:
I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.

Missed opportunity.

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:07 am**

just make sure you don't store any nuclear material in the house. i hear that makes them grow to the size of humvees and eat screaming women

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:10 am**

Sanction wrote:My parent's house is the same way. The largest, ugliest, black spiders are always waiting for me in the basement when I come in or leave. The years they didn't have spider problems, they had bat problems.

This made me laugh for some reason

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:10 am**

Scourge wrote:
Foo wrote:
I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.
Missed opportunity.

haha

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:30 am**

Just think how many are crawling into your mouth at night, and you don't even feel them!

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:44 am**

Tastey snacks!

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:37 am**

besides my garage i have never seen a spider in my mouse
heck the only bugs i have ever seen is a fly or mosquito when some fag left the door open too long

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:31 am**

I just came back from a friend's in Arizona, they have scorpions to contend with, those things can f- you up if they sting you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:46 am**

did you get to hear the sound of the cacti in a gentle breeze?

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:50 am**

i hear of tarantulas in Arizona laying eggs in saguro cacti, then they spiduh babies get too big to live in it and the cactus pops like a wart on Foos mums face. Creeeeeeepeeeeeee

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:53 am**

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Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:55 am**

Foo wrote:I learned from our last house that the state of the garden = the number of spiders in the house.

If you've got a shitty garden full of bushes and/or overgrown, you'll have a house full of random big spiders. But with a well kept lawn and seasonals, you get a lighter volume of the smaller ones.

Plus you get more if you have a cellar or if you're in the middle of the country.

I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.

thats some fucking funny ass shit! great science there!

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:22 pm**

Foo wrote: Eh, I just shook my bedsheet off and about 5 fell out.

That's a bit much.

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:46 pm**

Deathshroud wrote:Just think how many are crawling into your mouth at night, and you don't even feel them!

stop

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:18 pm**

hey! don't forget about these little guys!!!!

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:00 pm**

Aww :lub:

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:34 pm**

Spiders are like gays. Creepy and unwanted in my bed.

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:57 pm**

Pauly wrote:Spiders are like gays. Creepy and unwanted in my bed yet I still end up with one in my mouth every once in a while.

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:00 pm**

Pauly wrote:Spiders are like gays. Shoot silk out of their arse and climb up drainpipes..

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