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Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:40 pm
by DRuM

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:43 pm
by CrinklyArse
theres even proof it works:
Image
Image
:icon19: :icon19: :icon19:

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:45 pm
by PhoeniX
They could of at least grey-scaled the face

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:45 pm
by Guest
He's got quite a few bids on it... I don't get why people bid on this shit...

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:47 pm
by denzii
That's pretty funny

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:49 pm
by random name
Awesome, I want one. :lol:

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:53 pm
by CrinklyArse
theres videos aswell:
http://www.myblessings.net/tm/closeup.mpg

http://www.myblessings.net/tm/tm.mpg

you gotta be seriously stupid to bid on this crap

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:06 pm
by rep
I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:09 pm
by DRuM
rep wrote:I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.

Er, he can hardly be taking himself seriously by photoshopping his face over old pictures. :)

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:14 pm
by CrinklyArse
woops, see post below :p

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:15 pm
by CrinklyArse
rep wrote:I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.
erm..
Hi, Is this a joke ? It appears you pasted your picture in some of those photos. How do you hook yourself up to it? How does it affect your...
A: Yes, this is a "joke". it is just for fun. Trying to make a few people laugh. Now, if you want "real" answers to your questions, here you go: you don't..

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:17 pm
by rep
No, because if ebay sees that they can destroy him.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:17 pm
by rep
DRuM wrote:
rep wrote:I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.

Er, he can hardly be taking himself seriously by photoshopping his face over old pictures. :)
He's trying to cover his tracks. The machine is real. His future self told him that he would have to sell it to a crazy person on eBay, but tell everyone it's fake so the crazy person would in fact be the one who bought it.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:18 pm
by Ryoki
Well that proves it then.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:38 pm
by xer0s
rep wrote:No, because if ebay sees that they can destroy him.
That's not likely. He included this (in small print) at the bottom of his auction:
Individual results may vary. May not actually cause time travel. all rights reserved. no refunds
Therefore, ebay can't do shit.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:39 pm
by DRuM
xer0s wrote:
rep wrote:
Individual results may vary. May not actually cause time travel.
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:lol: sneaky.

Re: Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:56 pm
by reefsurfer
DRuM wrote:Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

After seeing Napoleon dynamite i dont dare buying time machines. :paranoid:

Re: Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:57 pm
by SOAPboy
reefsurfer wrote:
DRuM wrote:Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

After seeing Napoleon dynamite i dont dare buying time machines. :paranoid:
:icon19:

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:26 am
by bitWISE
the whole "funny ebay auction" gag is fucking old...quick everyone jump on the bandwaggon