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Hogan Knows Best

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:14 am
by rep
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WHATCHA GONNA DO, MOTHERFUCKERS?

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Mean Gene, everybody knows to tune into my new show on VH1's Celebreality,HOGANKNOWSBEST, coming in June, JACK! I'm new and improved, and my 23 inch pythons are ready to strike any boy who looks at my daughter Brooke the wrong way!

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WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD, VH1, AND HULKAMANIA DESTROY YOU?!?!?!

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:16 am
by CaseDogg
what a dork.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:24 am
by busetibi
im beginning to understand why ppl on this board think youre a cunt rep

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:28 am
by Grudge
MURRRRRR

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:29 am
by rep
Image WHAT A DYNASTY.

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Image TRICEP-A-TOPS!!! BANG!

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:29 am
by Grudge
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:30 am
by CaseDogg
i would consider this spam really.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:30 am
by CaseDogg
Grudge wrote:Image
exactly.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:31 am
by CaseDogg
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:33 am
by rep
Okay, since no one understands what I'm talking about apparently...

Hulk Hogan and Brooke Hogan have their own reality TV series coming to VH1 in June. It's called Hogan Knows Best, and it's all about his life. It should be as good as any of the other reality series, but possibly even better because Hogan is a true entertainer and has multiple personal problems, ego being one of them... But then again, why shouldn't he have an ego? When you hear the world wrestling, you don't think of Greco Roman shit unless you're a total faggot. One picture comes to your mind, the Immortal Hulk Hogan.

Christ he's a legend. Everyone who is now aged 20 to 30 grew up on Hogan. The people who jump in threads and say, "HAW HAW RASSLIN GAY!" were HULKAMANIACS years ago.

His daughter is very strange too. She was raised on his teachings of, "You're number one, always remember that." Sort of shit, and she's probably way out of touch as well.

This should be great. Edit: The only wrestling related show that would be more entertaining would be, "Bret Hart's Calvacade of Depression." lmao.

Image Hard to believe she's only 16. She's going to be a tall one. (The Hulkster is 6'8'', and she's not that much shorter.

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She's not really hot or anything, just in good shape.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:39 am
by Ryoki
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:02 pm
by busetibi
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:03 pm
by busetibi
mine wins :)

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:06 pm
by rep
Kracus?

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:18 pm
by tnf
rep wrote:Image WHAT A DYNASTY.
[/img] TRICEP-A-TOPS!!! BANG!
Is Elizabeth the only one of that group that is dead now?

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:54 pm
by corsair
Ryoki wrote:Image
fuck i love you

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:15 pm
by rep
tnf wrote:
rep wrote:Image WHAT A DYNASTY.
TRICEP-A-TOPS!!! BANG!
Is Elizabeth the only one of that group that is dead now?
Larry "I'm a Lunatic" Pfohl killed her. If you look behind Bischoff, I believe that's Hennig, who is dead as well. Sean Waltman is as good as dead, but he's still around. I don't know who is behind Hall (Dipshit is fat as hell now) and it looks like someone is behind Hennig and Nash. That looks like the real Sting and not the fake NWO-Sting.

This is when pro-wrestling was cool, kids.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:22 pm
by BEVIS
It was cool? hahahahahahahaha rep=FAG "raslin" was NEVER cool.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:32 pm
by bitWISE
There are some things that need to be cleared up:

1. Wrestling is cool if you're fucking 12
2. Reality TV is fucking stupid
3. Who really gives a fuck what Hulk Hogan does?
4. rep is an idiot

That is all

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:53 pm
by tnf
Yea, I knew about Elizabeth's thing. Poor lex. Is he still in jail?
I didn't see Henning in there at first...he had a heart attack on a plane or something didn't he? Drug induced or something.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:03 am
by tnf
FYI rep - I just saw an ad for Hogan's induction into the WWE hall of shame, tonight on Spike TV.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:19 am
by MrSparkle
Rep you fucking moron, Scott Steiner had the biggest arms.