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health3world: ears.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:53 pm
by Dr_Watson
so i've been deaf in my left ear for ~4 days now.
it doesn't hurt at all, no other symptoms, so i figure infection is out of the question. my suspicion is that it has something to do with impacted ear wax or something... but it's a bit curious.
basically its just plugged.
i've tried softening drops which have done fuck-all, asside from making me feel silly.
(health center at school isn't open this week so traditional medicine is still out of reach for the near future)
any ideas?
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:54 pm
by Pext
go see a doctor? i would have done this after just one day...
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:55 pm
by saturn
goto your GP and get your ears washed out.
otherwise, try rinsing gently with tapwarm water
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:59 pm
by Dr_Watson
Pext wrote:go see a doctor? i would have done this after just one day...
i live in america... which means i have no insurnace and doctors are a bit pricey for something "trivial"
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:00 pm
by Dr_Watson
saturn wrote:goto your GP and get your ears washed out.
otherwise, try rinsing gently with tapwarm water
ahh, just the man i was looking for.
would submerging my head in a bath be helpful?
or should i get some sort of ear-washing bulb-turkey-baster thing from the drug store?
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:05 pm
by saturn
something like that, just get the water in your earcanal gently
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:12 pm
by Doombrain
with salt. salt always helps.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:13 pm
by Doombrain
jam it down with a pencel.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:33 pm
by Wabbit
My ex used the softening drops and then used a heating pad and slept on the side that was stopped up. It helped abit but honestly, it didn't all come out until he went to a doctor and they shot water into his ear and knocked it out.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:50 pm
by Tormentius
Dr_Watson wrote:
i live in america... which means i have no insurnace and doctors are a bit pricey for something "trivial"
You might want to look into getting some...
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:52 pm
by 4days
Doombrain wrote:jam it down with a pencel.
bwahaha
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:54 pm
by Pext
Dr_Watson wrote:Pext wrote:go see a doctor? i would have done this after just one day...
i live in america... which means i have no insurnace and doctors are a bit pricey for something "trivial"
oh... is that true? i did not know it was that bad :/
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:02 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Pext wrote:Dr_Watson wrote:Pext wrote:go see a doctor? i would have done this after just one day...
i live in america... which means i have no insurnace and doctors are a bit pricey for something "trivial"
oh... is that true? i did not know it was that bad :/
no, not true. it means insurance isn't
free.
Dr_Watson wrote:..and doctors are a bit pricey for something "trivial"

sure sure
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:05 am
by Dr_Watson
right... so tomorrow's mission will be to obtain an ear-baster for flushing.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:16 am
by Pext
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:no, not true. it means insurance isn't free.
i would be surprised if it was. is it expensive?
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:21 am
by Dr_Watson
Pext wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:no, not true. it means insurance isn't free.
i would be surprised if it was. is it expensive?
extremely... unless you have a job that gives you good benefits.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:26 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Pext wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:no, not true. it means insurance isn't free.
i would be surprised if it was. is it expensive?
that depends on your employers choice of providers. i'm paying around $60 /month for full medical/dental/vision
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:07 am
by ilumos
I've had that several times, i found that blasting it in the shower with one of the jets helped after a while.
Also my research found that earbuds/cotton buds made things worse.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:08 am
by Massive Quasars
just gave blood and urine (random test) at a lab today, had a 12-lead ecg test last week, still need to drop by to round out the remainder of the tests (requires fasting) and provide even more urine
yep
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:10 am
by FragaGeddon
I pulled out a big chunk of ear wax with tweezers once.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:12 am
by Massive Quasars
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:27 am
by DooMer
Had the exact same thing before. I used one of those wax removal systems; drops, and squeezy blaster combo. After working it with the blaster for a really long time, it finally gave way, piece after piece, goober after goober. Don't be afraid to really blast some fucking water in there.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:42 am
by Cory
When Zark gets to this thread he's totally going to recommend the remedy from Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. I know he's a Chuck fan.
You totally have to wrap up a piece of paper like a funnel, stick the small end in your ear, and light the other end on fire.*
*do not attempt unless you like trying remedies written by seemingly mentally unstable authors (Chuck rocks)
I don't doubt that it would work though

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:04 am
by Cory
No, you're supposed to do it locked in a dark bathroom while really really intoxicated.
I dont see what could go wrong.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:21 am
by mjrpes
you know what a cake tester is? ya, it's this thing:
when i was little i thought i'd experiment to see how far i could stick it in my ear. let's just say it hit my ear drum far earlier than i expected... OUCH!