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Getting a wood...
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:55 am
by Guest
...is sort of inconvenient for me. When I'm at home, I can get a wood and just cover it up by bending my knees, so it would align with my legs and not be restricted, also so it would a way to follow. But when there is an emergency, the pole is too evident. And when there is an emergency, I have no time to calm the python down, so I it presses very hard against my pants, even though I wear baggy pants at home. This hurts him and he doesn't like any restriction caused by the pants. Although when I'm alone in the house and get a wooder (wood or woody can't quite describe the enormousness) I can remove my pants and boxers and let the pole extend to it's massive length with no restriction and that is what I call happiness.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:23 am
by Bacon
8====================================D
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:42 am
by Duhard
fags...
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:42 am
by bork[e]
I wish I could hide mine, much to large to even think about that though.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:49 am
by Duhard
hmmm nerds bragging about their cocks on a gaming forum...I think I understand
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:47 pm
by DRuM
So this thread isn't about golf then..
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:10 pm
by Pext
it's about pocket billard
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:11 pm
by Pext
i usualy do muscle contractions in other parts of the body...
the best thing woul propably be pushups - but... , you know?
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:58 pm
by Bdw3
I usually just slip my hand in adjust it. :icon14:
pffft so what if i'm standin on a stage or something.
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:16 am
by Guest
This forum is mine...
No it's Scourge
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:43 am
by ForM
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