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You People Are Faggots

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:31 am
by Turing
Just thought you should know. Form a line on the right for sucking me off.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:36 am
by Turing
I'm fucking retro, you god damned queen.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:36 am
by Turing
Also, seriously, motherfucking Void? It's still the motherfucking void? Who's responsible for this shit so that I can call them a faggot?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:36 am
by Massive Quasars
How did the brits cure you?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:37 am
by Turing
Hey, you're not a teenaged retard anymore, now you're just a retard, nice to see.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:38 am
by Massive Quasars
Tell me a story.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:39 am
by Turing
Once upon a time, you're a faggot.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:40 am
by Turing
Joke's on you buddy, I like sucking dick and am sort of retarded. PWNT!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:47 am
by Turing
ahahaha pwned again, I'm already fat. MAN U SUX.

PS: cyber?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:48 am
by Turing
I also love getting my cock out. I think the best thing you could do is try to take away my cock and pizza, then I'd be hurtin for certain.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:02 am
by Captain
:olo:

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:03 am
by Turing
I've read two threads with you in them and I already hope that you die before I have to read any of your posts, you Deppsucking whore.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:04 am
by Captain
Read my lips.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:06 am
by Turing
Pull up your skirt then. Did you get I Love Johnny tattooed across the labia majora?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:07 am
by Captain
That space is reserved.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:09 am
by Turing
I know you've been saving room for your "Pwned By Turing" tat and I really appreciate it, but really, just fuck off and die instead of trying to suck up to me vaginally.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:13 am
by Captain
I can't perform my seduction routine if I don't know you. Which bitter banT homo are you?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:15 am
by Turing
I'm a bitter ex-moderator homo who left years ago because I realized this place was going to be overrun by faggots who would put my cocksucking self to shame with their tremendous faggotry, and lo and fucking behold, I'm like motherfucking Cassandra.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:27 am
by Captain
So basically you're bringing back the gay? :E

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:29 am
by Turing
I think that your continued existence shows that I'm simply adding to the already tremendously large amount of extant gay.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:32 am
by Captain
Oh burn...except I'm not gay. But hey, at least you people get special treatment, eh? Discounts at thrift stores and whatnot?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:33 am
by Turing
Oooh, the "NUH UH!" defense, you've totally brought me down. You are truly teh leet flaem wariar.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:35 am
by Captain
What else is the internet other than a series of tubes, interconnected in the form of "Uhuhs", "Nuh uhs", and gay experiments such as yourself?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:39 am
by Turing
Tranny pron and donkey shows.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:41 am
by Captain
They're the same thing though.