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wouldnt work

by this i mean if there was a street fight then the flippy dippy WAKASAKI person would not be able to get a move off

i realise i am now wrong

i was pissing yesterday, i talked my mate into having a sparing match with this women, cant remember what form of martial arts she does but its the same one as bruce lee or somming ? anyway my mate (big fella, 18 stone and is a complete bear) ended up with a black eye and flat on his back within the 1st 2 seconds

when he got back up he got a swift one in the happy sacks and he was like OK OK i give i give

i was cracking up anyway

wing chung i think she said it was

That would be the style that Bruce Lee was tought. :icon14: Wing Chun Gung Fu

His own style is Jeet Kune Do. :icon14:

i dunno, she mentioned that aswell then said its the most deadliest form of martial arts

tbh i was to stoned to be paying much attention

all i remember is my mate swinging, her going **FLIP DASH WOLLOP DINK PEKOOSH**

heheh

**gets up**

*kick*

LOL

Yeah, a shot to the gibblets is usually a good fight ender.

You talked your friend into getting his ass handed to him? :lol:

i simply gave him the tools to provide me with comedy entertainment

as a good friend should

edit: ass handed to him by a girl btw

Genius. :icon14:

I've trained in wing chun for 14 years, it's good against big people.

its impressive to say the very least, especially seeing my mates face when he was down on the ground in less than a second

the way it was done was cool as shit, she blocked the punch by putting her 1 hand up and pushing his arm away with the back of her hand, as that was done she shot on and put the elbow straight in his eye, then put her left hand straight in his gut, all done in less than a second

sys0p wrote:I've trained in wing chun for 14 years, it's good against big people.

Something you ALWAYS need on your side, Stretch. :lol: