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In this thread you will observe screenshots from two films
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:46 pm
by phantasmagoria
Qui Gon: We have the Fellowship of the Ring here, via satellite.
Obi: Together, we can conquer all the evil in the galaxy!

Qui Gon and Obi Wang are right, together we ca...

Uhh...it's Obi Wan...

That's what I said...

No, you most definitely said wang.

Nuh uh...

You did, you totally said wang.

...Haha...

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Hahaha...

Look, everyone, just relax. This isn't a competition...

Because we're clearly superior.

Oh, is that so, bitch?

Yes!

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We have a dwarf and an elf.

Aye!

Yeah!

...We have a guy with a long neck, a black man and a...

Yoda, what are you anyways?

I'm a...

...not even know, I do.

Well whatever he is, we got him.

We have a wizard!

We have that guy with the huge freaky head.

Okay, you got me there. That dudes pretty freaky.

: ( Aw.

Hahaha...

Laughing I wouldn't be, if Gandalf the GAY I was.

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You did not just go there.

Oh snap...ohhhh snap...

I know that little green thing didn't just call me Gandalf the Gay...

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Hah. Pwnt.

Fight, fight fight!
Gandalf: ...
Frodo: It's okay Gand...
Gandalf: Leave me alone.

Aw, come on, cheap!

The only thing cheap here is your outfit.

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What?

Haha, what does he think he is, a pirate?
Like the cheap pirate costume you buy at Walmart or something.

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So why don't you sit down Captain Walmart.

Why don't YOU sit down, Captain...nigger!

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Oh God I said that outloud...

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I...
I...

Sit...yo' no good, 4 dolla pirate costume wearing, grizzly adams wannabe, bitch made, repugnant, cracker ass down motha ****er.

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:47 pm
by Doombrain
rubbish
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:49 pm
by MKJ
terrible
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:59 pm
by Ryoki
By far the best online screenplay i've ever read. Do i smell a new Oscar category?
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:59 pm
by phantasmagoria
i feel like such a failure

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:23 pm
by Nightshade
I lol'd
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:28 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
i laffed. better than a fucking youtube link.
p.s. the "snap" shit's gotta go.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:27 pm
by seremtan
masterful
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:20 am
by Captain
Fucking lol

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:44 pm
by DTS
I laughed
I haven't seen Lord of the Rings.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:29 pm
by plained

:icon14:
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:51 pm
by Pext
haha... pretty awesome. are you goingt to make a gif movie out of it?
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:01 pm
by feedback
uncomfortable silence after racial slur lol
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:12 pm
by Captain
DTS wrote:I laughed
I haven't seen Lord of the Rings.
ffs :icon33:
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:14 pm
by Turbine
Thats nothing I seen Lord of the Rings so many times, i just might go crazy if I see it again.
Both the standard and extended versions twice over.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:21 pm
by Captain
Turbine wrote:Thats nothing I seen Lord of the Rings so many times, i just might go crazy if I see it again.
Both the standard and extended versions twice over.
Extended, cinema, and standard versions for all 3 movies, probably over 100 times in total.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:26 pm
by Turbine
oh, plus i was at the 12:00 midnight premiere of the final movie. that played right after the first 2 movies, all one after the other 9 hours in a theatre, fun, fun.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:31 pm
by Scourge
Sorry, I didn't bring any inter-cookies for you.

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:11 pm
by Captain
Ginger?
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:48 am
by Cory
i laughed.
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:39 am
by Grudge
Re: In this thread you will observe screenshots from two fil
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:58 pm
by corsair
phantasmagoria wrote:
I'm a...

...not even know, I do.
8DDD
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:35 am
by andyman
HAHAHA laugh i would not if gandalf the gay i was....
MAKE THIS A GIF
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:29 am
by CrinklyArse
Memphis wrote:I lolled
.gif it

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:39 pm
by corsair
dont satisfy the lazy cunts, leave it ungiffed!