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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:36 pm
by Suave
I just slit my sack open pretty fucking bad :icon19: Don't know whether to go to the docs or not.

Sat? Best course of action?

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:36 pm
by Foo
Get to the emergency room. Don't fuck about.

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:37 pm
by andyman
wtf how did you accomplish this?

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:49 pm
by saturn
i dunno how bad it is, but let someone take a look at it at the hospital

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:07 pm
by Suave
About a cm to the underside of the sack. Bleeding has stopped so I'm gonna see how it goes.

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:23 pm
by denzii
That's all you need is an infection down there.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:23 am
by Suave
Well, things took a turn for the worse unfortunately. I developed an infection, which got pretty bad cause I waited a few days. By the time I finally got around to seeing a doctor he told me it had progressed into orchitis. I'm now one testicle down and there are signs showing of the same infection in the tubing of my other. Doc thinks I have a good chance of developing sterility problems, which I'm fucking gutted about to be honest.

I need to go in for a check up and a blood test early next week to check for Sepsis, which is infection passed through the bloodstream. Am on antibiotics for now though so fingers crossed. Just wish I hadn't waited so damn long.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:25 am
by Massive Quasars
Are you bullshitting us? That's pretty rough.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:27 am
by denzii
Hell everyone told you to go to the doctor!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:39 am
by Fjoggs
Still 1.april where you at? ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:40 am
by Doombrain
april 1st

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:42 am
by Massive Quasars
Doombrain wrote:april 1st
sorted

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:44 am
by Suave
Ok, well it's approaching 12pm. April fools :P

Left it a little late to get alot of responces, but it was worth it for this PM I got from Rep:


From: rep
To: Suave

Put as much of your sperm in cryo-storage right now as possible so you can have a child one day, since it's probably all still good at this point.



:icon19:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:53 am
by Doombrain
:lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:04 am
by CaseDogg
:icon19:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:06 am
by CaseDogg
not to mention, if your balls were infected and one of them was gone and the other infecting, all the porn in the world couldn't made you bust a nut to put it in cyroginicts, :icon19:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:30 am
by Fjoggs
Doombrain wrote:april 1st
You learn everyday :(

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:31 am
by Ryoki
:icon19:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:59 am
by Eraser
this thread is goooood :lol:

n1 suave :D

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:02 pm
by Grudge
lollers

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:09 pm
by losCHUNK
:icon19:

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:35 pm
by denzii
Fjoggs wrote:Still 1.april where you at? ;)
Well you got me, good one!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:34 pm
by mik0rs
Lol, nicely done.